Corvid Goblin

Reasonless ramblings

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

Is motherfucker just a heteronormative person’s way of calling someone “daddy”?

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

2am. A childlike demon opens my wardrobe door

“Peekaboo”

Me: peekabye bitch

[weaver-z]

THEY PUT "DREAM SMP" IN MY SPOTIFY GENRES LIST BECAUSE I LISTENED TO THE MINECRAFT SOUNDTRACK TO STUDY???? This is horrific this is disgusting c418 is rolling in his GRAVE and he ISN'T EVEN DEAD

[weaver-z]

Okay, I'm sorry to say this, but that one's kinda on you

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

Does astral projection count as weight loss?

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

“Me but Prison AU”

me: * singing love is an open door* we finish each others—
Cellmate: SHUT THE FUCK UP

me: this is why we are besties- we can swear and shout and still love each other
CM: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS- I HATE YOU

me: “awe love you too bestie”

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

The two genders are lasso and whip

[dirt-empress]

Gender was invented by conservatives to sell shitty pink knockoffs of decent toys

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

I licked deodorant the other day

It smelled nice, like coconut oil

Several people told me no, and tried to stop me

…. They failed

…

It didn’t taste nice

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

Hank green says it’s up to us to decide if the ocean is a soup

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[acorvidgoblinharpy]

Once the tv was on, and a historian licked a salty wall. I think them and I would make great friends.

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[dirt-empress]

Bc you legally exist- fake your death and live your dream fellow mortal.