"I will not mess with the opening credits."

A couch gag. Every day. From seasons 1 to 18.

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“Never, ever let your child near any product with the number... SEVEN!”

From Season 21, Episode 6 Pranks and Greens

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You Kent Always Say What You Want S18E22

aired May 20, 2007

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Stop or My Dog Will Shoot! S18E20

aired May 13, 2007

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G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) S18E05

aired November 12, 2006

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repeated for

Crook and Ladder S18E19

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The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E01

aired September 10, 2006

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repeated for

The Boys of Bummer S18E18

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Simpson Christmas Stories S17E09

aired December 18, 2005

made using Frinkiac

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repeated for

Marge Gamer S18E17

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Homerazzi S18E16

aired March 25, 2007

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We’re on the Road to D'oh-where S17E11

aired January 29, 2006

made using Frinkiac

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repeated for

Rome-Old and Julie-Eh S18E15

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Please Homer, Don’t Hammer ‘Em S18E03

aired September 24, 2006

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repeated for

Yokel Chords S18E14

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Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) S18E07

aired November 26, 2006

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repeated for

Springfield Up S18E13

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Little Big Girl S18E12

aired February 11, 2007

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times S18E11

aired January 28, 2007

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The Wife Aquatic S18E10

aired January 7, 2007

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Kill Gil, Volumes I & II S18E09

aired December 17, 2006

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The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E08

aired December 10, 2006

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Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) S18E07

aired November 26, 2006

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Moe'N'a Lisa S18E06

aired November 19, 2006