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@snakeob-duke
Welcome!
I am Jacob Duke, Secretary of the AMESS Detective Agency and @detective-luca-montoya
I am a college student studying herpetology but I also compile and screen cases for AMESS. (Aka I keep the boring ones off their desk) I am also a full time father so don’t be surprised if you walk in and there’s a baby running around
I use any pronouns! Feel free to send asks about anything!
pictures of snakes that have just swallowed an egg never stop being hilarious and delightful
Me: where'd my egg go?
Snake: i dunno
mean as fuck why is he doing that
I can't stand it.
someone has to do something
im a logisitical functioning person with a monkey brain and the logistical part understands that not everyone understands social cues and they deserve sympathy because its not coming from a cruel or unkind place however my monkey vile stupid brain thinks that everyone who tries to talk to me when im already clearly answering or listening to someone else + turned away needs to be drawn and quartered
Whenever I feel like hope is lost, I google "tarantula saved from burning building" and read all the stories about firefighters rescuing one of the world's most hated animals because they're someone's pet and it doesn't matter if you're scared of spiders or think they're gross, their lives have worth and they deserve to live just as much as any other pet
sorry but MOST HATED???? more than mosquitos???? WAUCEEE???
I keep seeing this picture and similar ones and it keeps giving me thoughts. Yeah I do agree with the message ! And these animals are hated by many peoole !! But let's be honest. These are still fairly conventionally cute. They're big eyed fluffy affectionate pretty intelligent mammals and birds. So today, I'm offering y'all my own version.
BE NICE TO ALL ANIMALS. INCLUDING THE ONES WHO DON'T LIKE BEING PET. INCLUDING THE ONES THAT AREN'T FLUFFY. INCLUDING THE ONES YOU FIND UGLY. Be nice to the weird ass critters too >:)
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TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G
Please call the fire department. We are stuck.
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
Hi Mr Holmes I wonder what was the most interesting thing you found during your long career of dumpster diving?
A scrap of paper reading: 'IF FOUND, DO NOT FEED THE ORB.'
No orb. Not even a hint of an orb. I looked thoroughly, because of course I did. The mystery remained unsolved, annoyingly so.
I have to mention the Pink Suitcase, of course. Not because of its contents, but because it marks John's and my very first case together.
SH
For no particular reason, which dumpster did you happen to find that note in...?
The left dumpster behind the Ginza St. James's on Bury Street. Why, exactly, do you need to know that?
No reason...
@snakeob-duke Please tell me we didn't feed that orb.
@dsialameda Missing anything from the office, by chance...?
You have to be specific we have several orbs.
The one that has a mouth, Jake!
The green one or the black one?
Hi Mr Holmes I wonder what was the most interesting thing you found during your long career of dumpster diving?
A scrap of paper reading: 'IF FOUND, DO NOT FEED THE ORB.'
No orb. Not even a hint of an orb. I looked thoroughly, because of course I did. The mystery remained unsolved, annoyingly so.
I have to mention the Pink Suitcase, of course. Not because of its contents, but because it marks John's and my very first case together.
SH
For no particular reason, which dumpster did you happen to find that note in...?
The left dumpster behind the Ginza St. James's on Bury Street. Why, exactly, do you need to know that?
No reason...
@snakeob-duke Please tell me we didn't feed that orb.
@dsialameda Missing anything from the office, by chance...?
You have to be specific we have several orbs.
girl unhinge ur jaw
UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH
Hi Dr Watson, do you still make the bed and fold your clothes the military style?
Maybe.
I still don't see any reason to make the bed each morning— or whenever we actually decide to get up. All you're doing is tucking in a thriving ecosystem of bacteria, dust-mites and fungi. But yes, by all means, make it look ‘tidy’.
I tried using that excuse with my own mum, but yeah that line of reasoning didn’t work out well in my case.
You should have shown her microscopic footage of the sheet biome. It's remarkably effective at correcting people's delusions about 'tidiness.'
So did YOUR mum buy it then?
Hi Dr Watson, do you still make the bed and fold your clothes the military style?
Maybe.
I still don't see any reason to make the bed each morning— or whenever we actually decide to get up. All you're doing is tucking in a thriving ecosystem of bacteria, dust-mites and fungi. But yes, by all means, make it look ‘tidy’.
I tried using that excuse with my own mum, but yeah that line of reasoning didn’t work out well in my case.
#MyCoin
