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[antennafarm]

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[c-rowlesblogs]

Mr. Jorge Gutierrez is an inspiration, a trailblazer, a singularly visionary artist with an instantly recognizable style and I love him and admire him so much. But the family of the main character (girl on the left) in his new Netflix show “Maya y los tres” (”Maya and the Three” in English) looks like this:

and one of my special personal character design least favorite things is this god dang

HUGE DAD tiny dainty mom and look-alike dainty daughter animated family arrangement

and I am at my limit, sir. Mr. Gutierrez I love you and I’m going to watch this show but you are on thin ice my man

Hiccup isn’t a daughter but How To Train Your Dragon did this exact same thing and I was just as disappointed with that too. So he’s also invited to this post.

One day someone will do an animated family where the mom is huge and beefy and the dad is small and delicate, or the courageous daughter main character takes after Beef Dad much more than she takes after Dainty Mom, or some other kind of subversion, and on that day I will be healed. But today is not that day.

[milfbailorgana]

[lightningcrashes]

the cdc said fully vaccinated people can now eat my ass and tug on my balls one by one

[30-minute-memes]

me_irl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memescomedy]

Memes & Comedy

[mhmoony]

[butchflirt]

[morphinetheemichiko]

Lmaooooooooo

[dankmemesdepot]

Speed is keen

[stinkygregupdates]

Danny’s tiktok, October 6 2019

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[dankmemesdepot]

😳😳😳😳

[memesonthehour]

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[official-mikewazowski]

not to be gay on main

but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Hey loser @official-james-sullivan come say gay rights with me

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh hey Mikey! Sorry I was busy saying trans rights

[official-mikewazowski]

You… you said trans rights without me?

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey! You said gay rights without me! What was I supposed to do?

[official-mikewazowski]

You could have waited so we could say trans rights together!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey please don’t cry, I’m sorry… let me make it up to you

[official-mikewazowski]

How???? Fucking how????

[official-james-sullivan]

We could… uh… you know

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit… you don’t mean…

[official-james-sullivan]

I do, Mikey.

[official-mikewazowski]

We can say gay AND trans rights!

TOGETHER!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Spongebob says gay and

non-binary rights babey!

[official-james-sullivan]

Spongebob I 100% agree!!!!!

Solidarity

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

Burlickton

You get to lick the employees because honestly it's just as bad as retail

[glacevent-deactivated20190728]

Remember, licking employees is legal on other planets

[mishmonkey]

You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or the customer had changed their mind. They made us bin the whole thing. We weren’t allowed to put it aside to eat from or take it home (we all earned minimum wage so it’s not like we culd afford pizza that expensive a lot). But what makes me even madder is that they could easily give that to the homeless or poor. Like, if a homeless person came into the store, we could have easily given him one of the 20 or so pizzas that we would be binning every single day anyway. Imagine all the pizza hut stores in the world. Imagine each and every one throwing away on average 20 pizzas a day. Imagine how many people that would feed. Fuck corporations man.

[scabphobic-deactivated20170206]

Capitalism is violence.

[mysmysmysmysmys]

Grocery stores almost always throw out food when it reaches the expiration date, and most of them destroy it so no one can take it from the dumpster and eat it. Literally, destroying food so no one gets to eat without paying for it. My local Stop & Shop does this.

[whes-blog-deactivated20180525]

c a p i t a l i s m    i s    v i o l e n c e

[brunhiddensmusings]

one of the top tricks homeless people learn is to stakeout the bins behind pizza hut and little ceasars- during the high traffic times for ‘wrong’ pizzas at hut, and during low traffic times for ceasars for the hot and readies that dont sell and are getting ‘old’ you probably were feeding people who needed it, but in a more degrading and less sanitary way

[theradicalace]

CAPITALISM IS VIOLENCE

[sapphicdumbass-deactivated20220]

fun fact my cousins go dumpster diving a lot, and once i went with them and the lengths stores will go to to avoid homeless people using their wasted products is actually insane

i dont remember where we went diving, but it was a clothing store and there were a TON of bags of shoes. pretty decent sneakers, not anything fancy or rich ofc but good sturdy ones. except that they slashed open the soles of every pair. every. single. pair. easily 50 shoes per bag and not a single one could be salvaged. it must have taken hours to destroy each one.

Theres no point in doing it, if a person is looking through the trash for things they need theyre obviously struggling enough that you’re not losing their business if you let them take what you dont sell, youre just being greedy and violent and incredibly wasteful for the hell of it.

eat the rich.

[transfemmepositivity-deactivate]

[memesonthehour]

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[cursed-vault]

Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор

[verycursed]

The bit in russian says “Good night mister flamegator”