Losing myself in striving for perfection.

College student with a penchant for writing and being emotional (she/her)

[calicolen]

Kaladin, humble and respectful enough to know when he needs to ask for help, thinking: I could really use some guidance.

Vasher, with an entire textile mill's worth of laundry on a balcony: This is gonna be so funny

[nightgrief]

kaladin: i swear on my life

syl: bitch you re suicidal swear on something else

[icouldneverbeme]

Kaladin and Shallan's times in the chasms were hilarious. Both knew they survived the fall thanks to Stormlight. Both knew the other shouldn't have survived without it. They should have saved the other, however did they do it. It's the only explanation. Probably. Maybe. They spent enough time disliking each other and bickering and not listening to what the other was saying that Kaladin completely missed Shallan talking to herself and magically amplifying her body and Shallan blissfully ignored Kaladin's screaming for Syl. They're both mysteriously fit and capable. Surely a lighteyed woman with a supposed desk job can routinely keep up with an experienced soldier powered by the forces of anime and god on his side. Whatever. Kaladin spilt that he knew the plains are symmetrical because... he had a dream about flying over them, like one does, apparently, and Shallan only cocked an eyebrow. They were so caught up in their own terrible cover-ups that the fact that the other was doing it even worse flew over their heads. Until they walked out and went, 'Hey—'

[radiofreederry]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

im sorry what

[janthony-anthony]

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

[dadvans]

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

[incensuous]

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

[themountainsays-deactivated2025]

Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time

[neenarchive]

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

[acrosseverystar]

I started playing Pokémon go again and I really love it! I’m looking for some new friends if anyone is still on. My trainer code is 4974 9678 4694

[cryptotheism]

Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted

[cryptotheism]

"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.

[cryptotheism]

"I read an article that it's showing simple self-awareness" two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[crowzs]

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

[supervillainny]

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

[animatedamerican]

… you know what, codicil accepted

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[microsff]

"I want," the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. "Certainly," said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. "Thank y- Hey! What's this?" "A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions."

[yay855]

This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.

[moderndayportia]

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[skykashi]

They just know him too well XD

[animeandregrets]

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

-Team Minato-

Obito: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Rin: You’re a hazard to society

Kakashi: And a coward. DO TWENTY