tomorrow never dies

{ lili, 30. } all i want for you to do is take my body home

[brutalistarchitecture2]

baby i can be ur problematic bi wife

[lady-arryn]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS costumes appreciation: ― Aragorn’s coronation armour (costume design by Ngila Dickson and Richard Taylor)

[armengoldira]

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

[memorayy]

coloured in one of my gale sketches for fun

[mothlingmeg-deactivated20250212]

gorgeous creatures | we don’t deserve moths

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Moth and Weeds by mrokat

This artist on Instagram

[vangoghcore]

by botanicalmovement

[rylandsgrace]

Actual representation of me after the lockdowns

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Maiden mother crone

[guerrillatech]

[sectumsempraxz]

Loki's children

[paintmeahero]

Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

[combeferres]

I just had a dream about lord of the rings except they all had phones and gandalf kept getting mad at pippin for tweeting during battles

[goldenzingy46]

JRR Tolkien just didn’t add it in because it wasn’t relevant to the plot

[underwatersensation]

note #3

let’s appreciate thresher sharks’ faces

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

[drefvalentine]

yeah it’s pretty funny

[calocera]

[loservenom]

dudebros: it's so annoying that they made eddie and venom be together in the movies they should have stuck to comic canon!!!!1!1

comic canon: