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[actsofviolets]

spamtenna gay sex forever

https://archiveofourown.org/users/actsofviolets

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[hemipenal-system]

oh so you want terato fic? and it's straight cis girl main character 2nd person pov and a male monster? and let me guess he's barely even a monster? he can pass as human? yeah i expected as much. what else do you want? ohhh he's tall dark and handsome and not emotionally open with you? thats so cool

[lilyblisslys]

eating tgirl ass is the pathway to heaven and buddy, I’m in a rush

[fogdykefeet]

eating tgirl ass is the pathway to heaven and by god I'm pushing my camel through the eye of a needle

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[eva-stratts-pet-anomalocaris]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[natalieironside]

Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?

If you really just have a deeply ingrained need to be in a hierarchical space and give respect to ppl u call ur superiors, like. Hi. We can do that for you. I know some people.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if you really want to lick boots we can make that happen but with better boots

[naamahdarling]

We have flavored boot polish.

[thebibliosphere]

And snacks for after.

[natalieironside]

And snacks for after!

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[orpheuslament]

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[furryprovocateur]

[notyourdogbutsomeones]

There needs to be more porn where whoever is the sub sounds pathetic. I’m sick of watching porn where the girl is screaming, give me quiet little whimpers instead. I wanna imagine the sub as me and I do NOT scream I am HONORABLE and PATHETIC and I sound like a KICKED PUPPY

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[notyourdogbutsomeones]

Excuse you?

[shit-hdb-would-say]

What's up

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans woman is going to top because of her genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans man is going to bottom because of his genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a nonbinary person is going to fill some sexual role because of their genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[hemipenal-system]

the dragon is mocking you for your silly little skimpy armor

[hemipenal-system]

“oh its actually super enchanted im protected” girl your tiddies and thighs are out you’re so biteable

[teethseeker]

well yeah, i wouldnt be caught dead in any armor that rendered me unbiteable

[hemipenal-system]

yeah tumblr user teethseeker i believe that information about you

[harrystyles420]

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[unyieldingsilence]

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