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My German teacher wants us to use these üäö

Him: käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse

Him: umloute oder kein umloute

Us:umloute

Him: sehr gut

Him: Kaffee Kaffee Kaffee.....

#languages #language teachers

My German teacher.

Him:marmalade is geman for jams and marmalade whereas in English marmalade is just citrus, get it.

Class:no

Him: me neither

#german #languages #english is weird #teachers #marmalade #because you know english likes to shove a chopstick up your arse and destroy you from the inside out

Um so like a year ago I had a mental breakdown over my sexuality and I thought I'd share my pain

#lgbtq community #am i gay #why #quiz whizz #i suck #ugh #gay.#gay #lesbian

So I got just dance on the switch last year and I only realised like last month that kill this love is by black pink (it was the song on the demo which me got first) and I told my sister and she stared at me for a second as if to see if I was joking or not. Then whispered to me.

"oh my god she's an idiot." Then proceeded to sing at me "blackpink in your area" really loudly. She's two years younger than me why does she make me feel like an idiot.

#black pink #blackpink #I'm a idiot but you know at least i own it #when you fall over style it out as if you meant to #k-pop #just dance

I'm so excited that my poem was spray painted as part of the seven arts art festival, it's outside of Barnardo's. It says, never fear the things you used to long for

The things that now seem like superficial stories

Because it means when these things happen

They'll be ten thousand times more beautiful

Ten thousand times more priceless.

Waves only knock you down if you stand against them rather than let them lift you up. Just like the need for perfection can knock you down if you don't let yourself go with the rise.

#you don't have to be perfect #just because you want to ride the wave doesn't mean you won't sometimes tumble.#it's like riding a bike it starts off hard and feels impossible but one day you'll be able to just ride but even the best cyclists fall #inspiration #dream quote #bullshit

I'm scared of falling because I'm scared of stopping. It's not the fall that hurts it what you hit, it's how you hit, it's how fast you hit. How *far* you fall. Do if like me your scared of falling. Just close your eyes and release yourself when you trip because the only way you can slow the fall and save yourself is by pulling the string. Releasing the parachute. Only you can save you. Only you can choose to be saved.

#stuff #idk #Sometimes it's best to let yourself fall rather than brace yourself for the stop #dan and phil

So I freaked. I thought some evil creeping little weirdk was walking up the stairs, it was my Guinea pigs, walking.

#Paranoid #Help me please

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