TAZ Saved My Life

Griffin McElroy owns my ass // Check out the "my art" tag // Requests and Asks are open

[fioblah]

u know him from tv

tip jar

[hopepetal]

Commission I got from @applestruda, of Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone! Thank you so so much Bee, they mean everything to me

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[sabertoothwalrus]

does everyone wanna relisten to taz balance with me

[sabertoothwalrus]

[guy who’s 27 and normal about it voice] hey did you guys realize griffin was 27 when they started recording taz

[sabertoothwalrus]

colin (creator of the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom) is 18 this year

[hollow-head]

Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle

Laios and fair food

2. Taako cooking for real

3. Encounters with plants

(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)

bonus

[trx34ksh]

This is the best crossover episode omg

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

[nentuaby]

Ok, I Don't Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.

[softmeals]

Bacon, lettuce, tomato 

(Based on this post)

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a two-panel comic, starting with Taako and Lup, skinny twin elves with light brown skin and long blond hair. Lup’s hair is hanging loose and Taako’s is braided over one shoulder. Lup is pulling on a pastel green sweater with a large “L” on it, and Taako is wearing a peach-colored sweater with a large “T” on it. In the second frame, Barry appears. He’s a chubby pale-complexioned human with short brown hair and glasses. He’s wearing a peach-colored sweater with a “B” on it and eating a BLT sub. Lup has her arm around Taako’s shoulders and they’re smiling at Barry. In order, their sweaters spell out “BLT.”]

[herbgerblin]

You’d think a line that goes as hard as, “I won’t appeal to your sense of Justice because I don’t know what your Justice is. But I will appeal to your sense of Wrath,” was Shakespeare. But nope, that was Griffin McElroy at it again.

[quiddling]

you just hear the wind, and you just see the stars above you. they are beautiful... and then they’re gone. (redraw of this one)

[yardsards]

you ever think about how many transmascs in 2016 would have named themselves after taako if justin had named him something less ridiculous than fucking *taco*?

[m0nomercy]

sometimes i remember arms outstretched and just Die

[tamnsy]

[ninetimesone]

there's gotta be cycles where their robes get destroyed and they had to make use of the scraps right

[ninetimesone]

sir tha-that wasn't me!

[geniusbee]

A mini-comic I made, exploring my thoughts on the corporatization of space travel, and what it means to expand capitalism beyond earth, into the universe. 

[geniusbee]

I made this comic almost exactly one year ago, my first real original comic. I still like it! It’s also now in my storenvy. 

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[ilraksroost]

I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad

[thunderheadfred]

Good news!

That is exactly his name!

Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!

[ilraksroost]

The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻

[dancing-coyote]

He’s an orange, that explains everything.

[digitaldiscipline]

You can hear the dial tone in that gaze.

[anistarrose]

Image description: an orange and white cat sitting in a bathtub. End description.

[umbraastaff]

a thing i love about the eleventh hour red robe/magnus interaction is imagine if your mysterious seemingly-evil haunting ghost went "if you look at this information, I'll be less able to protect you" and then the information, while incomprehensible, is basically that you're in cahoots with that guy. hi, I know you care about everyone, but you're gonna make it harder for yourself if you try to remember caring about me, i love you.

[anistarrose]

Image description: tumblr tags from @juha-art reading "that's what makes barry and lucretia so similar and so sad. i love you. protecting you will be harder if you remember me. i love you." End description.