The Great Gig In The Sky

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world...But I missed the midnight train, dammit. Female, pansexual, single. Previous URLs:mikachann, creppycountchocula, strider-spoop, tumblizzard, julias-mom, cumberbatchlorette, benedrylcabagepatch, itmhortons, wah1uigi

[delevingned]

Chris Evans at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards

[rockandrollchick29]

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

[coldaethyl]

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

[kyraneko]

The ability to politely and respectfully accept a “no” in response to your attempt to get with someone romantically or sexually ought to be considered the most basic social accomplishment for adults and a necessary prerequisite to being allowed in public unsupervised by a grownup.

[seymour---krelborn]

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

[sleepisforsissies-blog]

If you have regular bad hair days or low self esteem I suggest you dye your hair an non human colour cos like

-People look at ur hair all the time cos its so beautiful -Cant be bothered to straighten or curl it? Who the fuck cares its fucking green -“Your hair is amazing oh my god!!” -Fringe off point? ITS A PURPLE FRINGE FUCK YOU -You feel punk rock af -Gerard way is proud of you

[prettyrotted]

what is white culture

[idioticteen]

clapping after an airplane lands

[draachen-deactivated20150328]

Fuck off.

[theonus]

THANK YOU

[thenostalgicyarnwitch]

say it with me kids american people are not the only white people american people are not the only white people! AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE.

[agentromvnoff]

[irensupernatural]

[ksenianovak]

Destiel moments - [11/∞]

[moondustbeam-deactivated2016032]

i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

[theflyingfoxy]

I never thought of it that way…

[princeasimdiya12]

Woah.

[steakandcheeeese]

I always get the ‘I thought you hated kids’ when people see me being nice and talking to littlies and all I respond is ‘sure, I’m not a fan of kids and I’m not really planning on having any, but I’m not a complete asshole’ Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s super uncool.

[merryy-shitscram-blog]

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

[wighthound]

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

[acutelesbian]

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

more like 2.5 hours an hour.

[viciere]

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

[viciere]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

[solace-y]

because your law teacher defeated the law 

[teesadutta]

[cutie-mcpretty]

“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality”

Water? no thanks, i prefer H2O

[pondnaravit]

[dontgogradymyheart-deactivated2]

HOLY FRICK

[adamcifer]

IM GLAD HE IS PROTECTING US

[publicuniversalbren]

DID THEY JUST PREDICT TWO MOVIES HE WOULD BE IN IN ONE FUCKING SCENE

[joshface]