Ben Smith ™

I've been told this bio + me are trash. I like hockey. Ben Smith may be an alien. 

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[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

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[imjustemo4genoyall]

Good morning y'all

This is the mood today.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I… Don’t have words

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[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[bergymarchy]

Yeah I think he is still in shape 😏

[zoey-brooks]

{ insp }

[rovaniemii]

I mean, tell me I’m wrong…

[delaelli]

so yzerman stepped down, erik karlsson is in san jose, max pacioretty is in vegas, jeff skinner is in buffalo, noah hanifin and elias lindholm are in calgary, agally is in arizona, justin williams got the C, oel got the C, and its gonna take me till the 2019 playoffs to get used to all the changes

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[podcastwizard]

Elf beauty standards and human beauty standards are so totally different that by elf standards Barry is like the most beautiful man and by human standards Lup is like the most beautiful woman but both of them think that they're very plain and the other is totally out of their league

the implication that 45-year old men with dad bods and a jeans addiction represents Peak Elf Beauty is uhhhh Very Good.

[asimovsideburns]

Naturally, this means that Kravitz is, in fact, tragically plain-looking by elf standards and all the elves say it must be true love that keeps him and Taako together, gods know he’s no Barry Bluejeans

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[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

Hi Tumblr!

I know I’ve been gone for a while.

In part it’s because I’ve been working on an app!

I keep a lot of plants. I think everyone should!

- They clean your air - They give you something to name - They give you something to take care of - They teach you about care, needs, and resources - They make you look like you’re good at decorating

Here are some of mine:

But some people, because they’re overwhelmed or simply can’t figure out how to start, think that plants are out of their reach.

DRYP is for newcomers and experts.

It reminds you when to water

And it helps you fix what’s broken

If you think the world would be better with this app in it, please consider contributing to the Kickstarter!

I’ve tried to make it worth your while:

Again here’s the link to contribute:

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

And if you like me / if you like my idea, please signal boost!

@drypforplants on Twitter and instagram

[kitvin-the-k9-deactivated202211]

guys I just checked and they need a lot more to get to their goal ;^; there’s only 17 days left!!!

[vulture-kitty]

Y’all?????