[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[tall]

[omaatta]

Evgeni Malkin and Ilya Kovalchuk are Russian movie stars [x]

[pr-scatterbrain]

omaatta: Evgeni Malkin and Ilya Kovalchuk are Russian movie stars [x]

[pingupipit]

sid being his usual humble self... and then there's geno... experiencing #growth(?)

Sid: My game's not great. Hopefully, I can help my team a little more, but I think some of the kids are out-bowling me so I've got some work to do. Wish Kid: I'm bowling with Malkin. He's fun, but he's not very good at bowling. Geno: No, no, I think I'm best!

[whereareyourightnow]

Life is reason! Life is reason! Yeah, you said it buddy. Life is the reason

[auttopsies]

i swear to god half of the 9-1-1 fandom only hates tommy because he got in the way of their yaoi....... i like him as a character yall are lowkey over exaggerating

[local-dragon-haunt]

Has this been done yet

[callmehabie]

"Oh right I'm on an alien planet."

"I HAVE ALIEN STUDENTS!"

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[thememedaddy]

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[kudosonyou]

the fuck you mean "58 distinguished hockey figures" decided to leave Geno out of the 100 Greatest Players list!!!! NOBODY KNOWS PUCK IN THAT HOUSE OR WHAT!!!! THEIR DISRESPECT GOT ME LIKE

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[eletricalkitten]

baby geno: yes I broke my leg, yes I still play, can someone please cut my cast

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[softmatzohtruther]