I can’t breathe this is a comment on the AMAs performance of senorita
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I can’t breathe this is a comment on the AMAs performance of senorita
Sunday
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A hoe never gets cold
the robot cat in the opening of rugrats
I trust her
look at her. crop top, pussy out, a real icon
When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day
I WANNA “JUST DANCE” BUT HE TOOK ME HOME INSTEAD UH OH THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY BED WE FRENCH KISSED ON A SUBWAY TRAIN HE TORE MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF HE ATE MY HEART AND THEN HE ATE MY BRAIN
bloop!
This will always be funny 😂
Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.
Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.
It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.
However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.
TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra
The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this
Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta
turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean
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