hey welcome to my house, im so glad youre here, please take off your socks and shoes, let me show you to the living room
oh yeah sorry about all the newspapers haha, they just get everywhere, you know what i mean? anyway feel free to take a seat wherever, make yourself comfortable. are you hungry?
i’ve got some snacks here on the table, we’ve got ibuprofen, thick water-- whohoah there don’t touch the cauldron, that one’s off limits. i’ve also got this seed mix, real good mix, it’s got millet, peanuts, milo, sunflower, pumpkin, almonds, nyjer... or if you’re looking for something rich, that suet cake has fruit in it too!
actually, do you like NES games? i’ve got this box of 700 of them, i buy bulk to save money cause i go through them so fast. lately i’ve been trying to cut back though so feel free to eat a handful, i’ll never get through all of them by myself...
and if you need the bathroom it’s right over here behind the blue curtain. feel free to use the bidet, we don’t have toilet paper since i’m allergic. there’s no door or anything either so don’t worry about forgetting to lock it. alright i’ve gotta go pick some leaves from the trees outside before the sun sets, just holler if you need anything!




















