birb

welcome to the birb zone. please post birb

[actualbirb]

hey welcome to my house, im so glad youre here, please take off your socks and shoes, let me show you to the living room

oh yeah sorry about all the newspapers haha, they just get everywhere, you know what i mean? anyway feel free to take a seat wherever, make yourself comfortable. are you hungry?

i’ve got some snacks here on the table, we’ve got ibuprofen, thick water-- whohoah there don’t touch the cauldron, that one’s off limits. i’ve also got this seed mix, real good mix, it’s got millet, peanuts, milo, sunflower, pumpkin, almonds, nyjer... or if you’re looking for something rich, that suet cake has fruit in it too!

actually, do you like NES games? i’ve got this box of 700 of them, i buy bulk to save money cause i go through them so fast. lately i’ve been trying to cut back though so feel free to eat a handful, i’ll never get through all of them by myself...

and if you need the bathroom it’s right over here behind the blue curtain. feel free to use the bidet, we don’t have toilet paper since i’m allergic. there’s no door or anything either so don’t worry about forgetting to lock it. alright i’ve gotta go pick some leaves from the trees outside before the sun sets, just holler if you need anything!

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[elbiotipo]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[nachuchoco]

[actualbirb]

“”the letter’s letters””

is nightposting still a thing

[actualbirb]

here’s to a year full of fucking disasters. a “love” letter to all the atrocious, horrific, saddening, angering, embarrassing, stupid things that happened in 2020.

i was going to make my usual fandom ones but i forgot what series i wanted to do, so… look forward to sdv or something in 2022 :v happy valentines day, may you be safe and stay healthy

bonus:

[actualbirb]

i’m not even sorry about most of these

more:

so i ended up doing the snake of clearing eyes as well just because i was doing all the characters on the wiki and you know what, why not? 

please appreciate my use of actual quotes please

you can tell i gave up on some of these orz (*cough* kano’s *cough cough*) but i’m not referring to the kuroha one. i feel like that face speaks for itself

[actualbirb]

Bonus:

the first set of my UNDERTALE valentines. (set 1/11)

>>> set 2/11 >>>

[actualbirb]

THEY’RE FINALLY HERE

I REGRET THE LINES MORE EVERY YEAR

so here’s the winner of the nxpsta valentines… my congrats to you, voltron! and my condolences as well! 

got some alt versions for the especially s*ggestive ones. not shiro’s though…  IT MEANS HOLDING HANDS I SWEAR

…or something. anyway, get out there and get your voltr-on! (haha.)

[actualbirb]

bonus:

POKÉMON SPECIAL VALENTINES part 4 / 4 <—- part 3

[actualbirb]

hey! sorry these are late but happy valentines day, here’s some Deltarune valentines! i’m so busy with work and school these days (not to mention being at a convention all weekend, as Ralsei no less!!!!) that i didn’t get much time to make them. if i get more done, i’ll link to those in this post, but for now, here’s what i’ve made!

[actualbirb]

It’s Valentine’s Day! …What do you mean valentines are supposed to be posted “before the holiday to give people ample time to find and deliver them…” 

Bonus:

[actualbirb]

here’s to a year full of fucking disasters. a “love” letter to all the atrocious, horrific, saddening, angering, embarrassing, stupid things that happened in 2020.

i was going to make my usual fandom ones but i forgot what series i wanted to do, so… look forward to sdv or something in 2022 :v happy valentines day, may you be safe and stay healthy

bonus:

[actualbirb]

here’s to a year full of fucking disasters. a “love” letter to all the atrocious, horrific, saddening, angering, embarrassing, stupid things that happened in 2020.

i was going to make my usual fandom ones but i forgot what series i wanted to do, so… look forward to sdv or something in 2022 :v happy valentines day, may you be safe and stay healthy

bonus:

[actualbirb]

It’s Valentine’s Day! …What do you mean valentines are supposed to be posted “before the holiday to give people ample time to find and deliver them…” 

Bonus:

[actualbirb]

hey! sorry these are late but happy valentines day, here’s some Deltarune valentines! i’m so busy with work and school these days (not to mention being at a convention all weekend, as Ralsei no less!!!!) that i didn’t get much time to make them. if i get more done, i’ll link to those in this post, but for now, here’s what i’ve made!

[actualbirb]

bonus:

POKÉMON SPECIAL VALENTINES part 4 / 4 <—- part 3