HAIL SHINYA

14 year over done muffin in need of love

[thismodernwitch]

🔮🔜🔑🚪💲🔮

emoji spell to unlock financial gain/opportunity in the near future. likes & reblogs charge it <):^)

[dreamingtarot]

Perfect timing

[what-eats-owls]

Marinette, yelling your final move and throwing things is not always the best solution

(Today’s warm up is the natural successor, though not a sequel, to this.)

[whenakumasattack]

aaaaaHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ptxual-deactivated20221118]

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

[archived-deactivated]

~cute date ideas~

• walking to japan • hanging out in between the mountains • eating nuts of trees • using the latest technology (like stones an bowls) • making rice really really quickly • becoming king • trying the hot new religion from baekje • saying hi to china • stealing chinas alphabet • conquering the north • causing art and literature to be great • not giving a shit about running the country • hiring a samurai • allowing the emperor to still be emperor • dying in a tornado, twice • monkey fun (?) • quitting being a monk • VOTING SO HARD THE PALACE CATCHES FIRE AND BURNS DOWN • breaking the country into pieces • selling jesus • fighting, now with guns© • invading the capital • taking care of a five year old son • closing the country except to the dutch • dutch studying • opening the county to america and britian and russia • moving the emperor to edo • making a new government and a constitution and a military that was lretty western • conquering stuff • downgrading the amount of soldiers to a fuckton • maybe not chilling • making an alliance with britian to be a little less scared of russia™ • being excited to try crazy weapons on other empires • calling britian on the tele(graph) • taking the islands • helping britian with some errands and stuff • sitting at the negotiating table with the big dudes • joining the post war mega alliance™ • invading more of china and planning to invade the entire east • getting mail from germany and being friends • having so much in common with italy and germany • invading the neighbors • working on a large very huge bomb bigger than any other bomb ever™ • caring about image • spitting on the unted states • chasing germany back into germany • dropping previously mentioned bomb on japan • installing a new government • making tvs vcrs automobiles and camcorders better than everybody else • being a miracle and wearing off

[dancinqwithaghost-blog]

@exactly-who

[cinephileswift]

[lilpradaprincess]

Takin’ no chances, fam.

[icantellyoureamonstertoo]

No More L’s

[byjove]

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

[roo-tee-ah-deactivated20160720]

“you’re probably two days old”,

[thismodernwitch]

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[dreamingtarot]

Perfect timing

[frogopera]

@res-futurae Alya and Chat meeting for the first time (you’re gonna have to keep that promise Adrien)

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

[yuusbutt-mikasthighs-blog]

really, yuu.

[fuckingchatnoir]

WHY DOES EACH EP KEEP ON GETTING MORE EMOTIONAL FOR ME FML. BASICALLY MY REACTION FOR THIS WHOLE EP TODAY OMFG.

[thedaytheearthmisunderstoodstill]

You’re Cruz'n for a bruisin

Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, before murdering someone (via gobiasinc)

[pepe-leaker]

[fairybeeb]

when ppl say narumi is the next to die

[mothjeans]

The truth about Adrien “the shoulder touch” Agreste

@fullmetvlbender and I have discovered the truth about our favourite smol cat son.

We all know how Adrien tries to touch Marinette’s shoulder as many times as possible in each episode. However he actually touches people’s shoulders all the time. Why?

Because the shoulder touch is how he claims them as his friends

observe

claimed

claimed

claimed

the reason he touches Mari’s shoulder so much is because he’s trying to claim her as a friend, but it doesn’t seem to be working

Here we see him touch with two hand for double the friendship power.

In this image we see the boy remove the hands from his own shoulders, a gesture that indicates that he no longer wants to be friends. 

Now you know the truth and you can fully appreciate the show

[actualcannibalvriskaserket]

Mika: [in a crowd and can't find Yuu] This calls for drastic measures.

Mika: *uses his hands as a microphone* I'M REALLY THIRSTY

Yuu: MIKA YOU CAN DRINK MY BLOOD-

Mika: There he is

[landreform]