margaret owen's terrible adventures

Mostly I draw what I want and put it up here. Thanks for stopping by!

[tgatbc]

[what-eats-owls]

Quick PSA

With Rootbound two weeks away, I anticipate my inbox seeing more traffic! As some of you may have noticed already, however, what I respond to re: Rootbound is pretty limited. Working with a Disney IP means I have to get approval for most posts (e.g. all the quote graphics had to get clearance from multiple departments) so I would not hold out for answers to most questions. But I do truly appreciate the lovely messages I've gotten thus far, and I can't wait for the book to be out in the world! I hope you're excited too!!

[what-eats-owls]

The words every foreign affairs minister wants to hear on a high-stakes diplomatic mission!

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[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[qqchurch]

[what-eats-owls]

You could say Eugene has one very specific clause on his (Flynn) Rider.

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[oaxacas]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[orangecountymodernquiltguild]

Our quilt is inspired by @what-eats-owls’s Little Thieves.

The fabric - geese!

The quilt block - flying geese block!

The quilting- well we are still deciding!

A copy of the book and quilt inspired by book will be given to Orangewood for kids entering foster care and needing respite care.

[what-eats-owls]

I am more than a little emotional, this is AMAZING!!!! What a cool project and such a wonderful cause!!

[headspace-hotel]

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

[what-eats-owls]

PALACE. Palace. Definitely talking about the palace!

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[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[what-eats-owls]

Which book is that, I wonder…

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[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[what-eats-owls]

(As well as reading, tailoring, painting, playing guitar, a little light astronomy…)

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[felixbobelix]

✨️GODMOTHERS ✨️

@what-eats-owls

[what-eats-owls]

HAPPY PRIDE FROM YOUR LOCAL GODMOTHERS 🌈✨