Fuck me Sideways

[wyrmguardsecrets]

[ngl the level of obsession some of you have over characters purely because they won't fuck you is concerning]yikes that sounds like half elf drust matron from epidemic guild.

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[actualdeath-1]

Sob. Epidemic guild. I feel like i made it.

[actualdeath-1]

Figured I would start to post here again after.... Yes

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[actualdeath-1]

Whisper Bard - Star Everyone fears something

[actualdeath-1]

An older image of my boy Maxwell

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[elaborator]

how can you guys stand reblogging from posts made by these people that clearly have the most severe waifu culture disease. i am not like you

[ratfuck]

you must be out of touch

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[coolxatu]

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zanimez]

[thedailyshow]

[analogicisms]

Yeah. Exactly.

Wow. Just wow. They all walked right into that… shoved their foot’s so far into their mouths they’re gagging on them.

[pissvortex]

BABY YODA CANON

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

Baby Yoda Cannon

[pissvortex]

get him out of there

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

ok i did it

[2-face]

i see we’re at a stalemate

[394627486283962718494]

Everybody who interacts with this post dies on impact

[hydraex]

Hello im safe, exactly 5'4’’

[neathbowz-deactivated20200603]

[spongehole]

When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf

[spongehole]

When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class

[spongehole]

When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

[ugotchi]

[needsmoreevanjellyon]

End of Big Ben

[whitepeopletwitter]