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Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

psych-is-the-name

incase nobody remembers the hazards of finding a comfy position while using your laptop in bed:

chandra-telescope

hope is a skill

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

fandanglefrogfarts

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

wildspringday

"came back wrong" but it's from work

miiilowo

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

superkursunaskr

matogrice

ALFRED JOSEPH CASSON (1898-1992)

iruutciv

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing

iruutciv

Close-ups

knightowlet

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

frnkieroismydaddy

Oh my GOD

kosmogrl

hey, we’ll be ok

kosmogrl

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

mintbecrazy

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

kosmogrl

and you still have tomorrow to try again

flodaya

#it's about being rewarded by the narrative

endlessly-ranting-antheia

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

lakevida

theres a bit on the defunctland podcast where he talks about how most americans have a condition where when they hear the name of the place theyre from they just start frothing at the mouth and vibrating and then he used cincinnati as an example and i got so excited