Dreams Differ

L | 23 yo | I adore Death Note the Musical

[boimgfrog]

Rip light yagami I know ur oprah interview would've been insane

[blaruu]

I got somethins to say

[blaruu]

[fairycoffeebunnycat]

i already fED you

[hiveswap]

IRRELEVANT

[actuallyagod]

I redownloaded tumblr just to report that we did not get the corset men last night

[actuallyagod]

KinnPorsche in Seoul, still no corset background dancer men. But we have red ribbon, 10/10

Photo credit B9794_sw on Twitter!!

[actuallyagod]

We did NOT get corset men today. I miss them

Cr: domino1991 ig

[calellon]

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

[actuallyagod]

Will we get the corset men today?? Cr: stepdsign.studio ig

[actuallyagod]

7 years ago, someone convinced me that Blue from the Heathers (you make my balls so blue 🎼) was from Death Note the Musical

[actuallyagod]

As I said to the Subway employee that made my sandwich today, "A mountain of ass"

Thank you

[actuallyagod]

Bewbi or booti?

booti

[nenastrology]

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

[wyrmzone]

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

[jotaillustrator]

[exigencelost]

[ID: Reply from elumind that says: “Do the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.” /end ID.]

The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldn’t work. No one said it would work. They said he’s a loser for not doing it.

[athingofvikings]

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

[hazeldomain]

The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead. 

Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the word ‘CAMEL’ into the side of their car. There are memes. 

The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and says ‘THROUGH.’ He drops dead. 

The man who writes “EYE” is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post. 

By the time “NEEDLE” is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away. 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Like most of us I’ve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Light’s response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.

I’m not saying it’s a bad idea. I’m saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[rockdoveking]

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Ceramics by Sarah Duyer

[rehearsing]

Wtf is wrong with you?

I’m a crêpe. I’m a weirdough.

[imsoglitter]

The autism won today (almost got hit by a car in the library parking lot because I was looking at a cool beetle)

[imsoglitter]

It was a ten striped june beetle btw. If you even care.

[c3rvida3]

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

[c3rvida3]

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.