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âThere is no other homeâ, Soviet poster, 1986.
when animals abandon their babies and people are like "how could this be? maybe there is something defective with the mother's instincts. this simply goes against nature..." idk maybe she just didnt want to be a mom. maybe she's an antinatalist.
It's literally part of nature; if an animal doesn't have the resources to take care of her babies, she will either eat them or abandon them.
Nature favors survival above all else; if mama can't make it with her babies, they sure as hell won't make it without her. She leaves them to die bc that's the best of a bad situation. Simple as.
Only humans prize infants over the lives of their mothers.
Several years ago I briefly worked in the warehouse of a nondescript extremely large e-commerce company. I had no other options for employment but desperately needed money. Turnover was like 150%. I worked from something like 7pm to 5am, my commute was 50 minutes each way and before I got paid I didnât even have the cash for enough gas to get home one night and had to bum $10 off of my kid sibling (this is all to give you an idea of my abysmal mental state while employed here.) Youâre not allowed to do anything besides your job, no music or anything and they track your movement on cameras so you canât even take a breather. The job is real monotonous, you get sent boxes of items of random sizes and you have to put the items into shelves of varying sizes and the shelves come to you, you donât walk to them. Because the company tracks the rate at which you put items on these shelves, many small items are desirable because you can put a lot of them in quickly. Everything about the place seems almost designed intentionally to break you mentally and turn you into a robot. So Iâm about 6 or 7 hours into my shift, feeling on the verge of a mental collapse, and up comes a container with a bunch of small white boxes, bout half the size of a deck of cards. No labels. Great, Iâm already happy about whatever these things are. So I go to scan them in, and it gives you the name of the item and a little picture. Sasuke Penis Costume. What? Sasuke Penis Costume. A picture of that red cloud robe from Naruto and one of the headbands with the metal plate on it. Iâm thinking, thereâs no way. What is a penis costume? Am I hallucinating this? And thereâs so many of them, literally about a hundred, and I know Iâm going to be spending at least an hour with Sasuke Penis Costume, thereâs so many and theyâre so small, Iâm already excited about the potential efficiency of these, and then I see itâs Sasuke Penis Costume? So the entire shift Iâm like, trying to not put these things away too quick, because honestly Iâm starting to build a kind of kinship with them. This is quite literally the most exciting thing to happen to me during my whole 2 week employment at the warehouse. I started to see Sasuke Penis Costume as a friend, some reminder of the outside world, a reminder of the humanity I was becoming so unfamiliar with, a reminder the world contained comedy, art, anime, and penis. I really couldnât tell you if I ended up putting all of them away, the last thing I remember is my desperate need to look these items up when I got home. I needed a link to send to my friends for when I told them this riveting story. I learned that the costume is called the Akatsuki cloak in my fervent search for the item, and wouldnât you know it, absolutely zero trace of these things exists online. Not on the e-commerce website, not on any specialized penis-costume websites (whose existence I was not privvy to prior to this incident) and no third-party retailer has these. Not even Google images will show me the hypothetical existence of Sasuke Penis Costume. Every few months I look it up, trying to find evidence that it can be bought, that any of this was ever real. My bond, my friendship, and dare I say even love for Sasuke Penis Costume feels as tangible as the boxes they came in, and yet the universe will give me no closure of their fate. Less and less frequently I search for them, each time becoming more and more discouraged that I will ever find them, but unlike their substance on this earth, one thing is inarguably certain. Sasuke Penis Costume exists to me, and it will live on firmly and resolutely within my memory and within my heart.
OP was it this?
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS @beemovieerotica
akatsuki robe for a 1/12 scale figurine, about 15 cm, fits a large penis or a small sasuke
Iâm wondering if there is any language in which âuchidaâ or a similar word translates to penis because that would make a lot of sense
Itâs probably âchinchinâ (ăĄăăĄă) which I could see being a typo for Uchiha (ăăĄăŻ).
Sasuke Penis Costume ending explained
I fucking died at âfits a large penis or a small Sasukeâ
You promise you wont laugh at me even though my head is a baby bottle nipple?
The long-lost Omiltemi cottontail has been spotted on camera after more than a century, sparking hope for its conservation.
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i don't think that's the same rabbit đ€
no, it's frith
confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE
Sometimes I see posts on this site and I wonder what inspired them and other times I decide I probably really donât actually want to know
you can frot with rosin but only once
guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride
his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does
the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what
de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?
Navnet "erik" er sÄ spÞgst. Han er ik hvad?
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Göran Àr ocksÄ kul. Gör han vadÄ?
tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikÀ?
Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?
the pistachio food trend is soooo interesting because it's like. i've been following the californian pistachio water politics for years, as a californian with personal connections to agricultural workers but! basically there's been a big push in california agriculture over the last decade to pressure farmers to produce pistachios, because iran has dominated the global market in pistachios for decades, and the US government has been trying to weaken iran economically, so they want to make california pistachios a competitor. which is ridiculous, because california's agricultural infrastructure is suffering under a drought, and pistachios take insane amounts of water. so a ton of water is being redirected from the people in order to engage in a trade war with iran over fucking. pistachios.
anyway now that the US (i.e. california) is producing more pistachios than iran, the next step is to drive consumption of pistachios, so that the farmers who are producing these pistachios can continue to make money on them. ergo all the fancy pistachio coffees at starbucks and similar shit like suddenly being able to find pistachio butter in grocery stores when five years ago it was exclusively available at specialty stores and online, and the huge boom in pistachios foods in instagram and tiktok recipe content. like i watch a lot of instagram foodie reels (cooking/baking is one of my hobbies) and these get thrown onto everyone's feeds, to promote the purchasing of pistachios, so that the US can stick it to iran. it's. kind of incredible to watch this happen in real time, because it sounds like deranged conspiracy thought, but like. i've been watching this trend for the past decade and it's fucking real.
anyway one of the vegan recipe accounts i follow just posted like five pistachio-based recipes in a row and it makes me feel some kind of fucking way
it is extremely relevant that pistachios are so easy to acquire here, but acorns, which are an indigenous California food staple crop, are impossible to find even in the best stocked grocery stores, and knowing how to prepare them for consumption is a rarer skill than sourdough starter
missing someone is crazy because youâll have dreams that r like âwe went on a nice walk together :)â and youâll wake up feeling like youâre gonna throw up