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hjartasalt

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

hjartasalt

Chat where did I go wrong

nuka-rockit

the reviews are in

spidermanifested

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

spidermanifested

the thrilling sequel

zubatts

velvetacademia-deactivated20210

BEE DAGGER !!

helloitsbees

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Find this shit in the blackbriar meadery

thequeenofmysticalcheese

@actuallybee it's for you!!!!

actuallybee

@thequeenofmysticalcheese I was going to go to sleep, but singing "wouldn't it bee knife" in my head while giggling like an idiot is a better idea I think

doodle-empress66

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

tamale-papi

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

gender-luster

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's literally just an evil, middle-aged, mad scientist super villain, who has committed many heinous crimes, probably including mass murder

omghotmemes

See you in 1977

randomslasher

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.

widowling

thinking about how in ME1, Shepard says to Kaidan, “I could never leave you behind, you know that” after she chooses him over Ashley. And then at the end of ME3, when Shepard sends Kaidan away on the Normandy, he says, “Don’t leave me behind.”

I’m gonna eat glass.

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

In Shrek 2, the king tells his wife that he has an "old crusade wound acting up" implying the existence of both the catholic church and islam in the shrek universe

troutlawyer

Well that can be disproven given that a crusade can technically be any religion. There may be a religion in the Shrek universe that has the same righteous entitlement as the Catholic Church, but there is no proof that the Catholic Church actually exists.

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

The word "crusade" comes from the French "croisée" which means "to be marked by the Cross", the most important symbol in Christendom. Now we could perhaps entertain the possibility that there is another, different religion in the Shrek universe that considers the cross to be a holy symbol, but the evidence for the existence of Catholicism in Shrek 2 does not stop there.

Later in the movie, Puss states that he was once the most renowned thief in Santiago de Compostela. This is a city in Spain named after St. James (Santo Iago) and contains the Santiago de Compostela Cathedral, one of the most important pilgrimage destinations in Catholicism since the early Middle Ages.

prismatic-bell

Ah yes, because being married IN A CHURCH BY A BISHOP in no way shows Catholicism existing in the Shrek universe, and we have to rely on where Puss in Boots was stealing from.

Gee.

It might be a mystery forever if there’s Catholicism in the Shrek universe.

frustratedasatruar

Excuse me, that scene does not take place within Shrek 2, and thus arguably doesn’t count for the purposes of proving the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2.

prismatic-bell

Oh, I'm so terribly sorry to have cited ORIGINAL SHREK to prove the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2, which takes place ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS after the first movie.

seelcudoom

real proud of Shrek for destroying the catholic church in just a few weeks

snidely-whipstache

The Sims4 Twilight ripoff scalps me on a daily basis

sandersstudies

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

sandersstudies

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

under-the-arch

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

corpish

I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

2ndgengeek

Oooh, I know this one! The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration - they make the rules for flying here in the US) has designated “roads” in the sky to keep all the commercial jets from running into each other. When you’re headed the same direction at the same speed, you don’t get in each other’s way. If you’re heading east you fly at one elevation, and west-bound planes fly at a different height. There are lots of rules to keep mid-air crashes to a minimum.

However, if you’re running late, or weather in one spot is bad, you can call up Air Traffic Control and ask for a new route! And they will look at their little radar screens and maps of all the airplanes in the area, and tell you what shortcut you can take.

v-jolt

Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

thundergrace

My sister, who I live with, thought she couldn't get the vaccine because she doesn't have insurance.

We're not really used to "free".... spread the word.

pandasrawesomest

It depends where you go too. I tried to sign up at CVS and it said "free with insurance"

scaryterryj

In the US they are not allowed to charge an individual for this vaccine. They are allowed to bill your insurance. Whether you have insurance or not, you will not pay anything.

drst

THERE WILL BE A QUESTION ON THE REGISTRATION ABOUT INSURANCE YOU DO NOT NEED TO FILL IT OUT.

When I registered there was a page for insurance information. We were instructed just to put “no insurance” and keep going.

coooooooooooooulson

I do not have insurance, and walgreens didnt care! The website also say that if you don’t have a state ID or drivers license, the will NOT turn you away!