Get Fucked

This is my shitpost blog, mainly for my own enjoyment.

[schlady]

The ultimate alignment button. Pin it to your dice bag, pin it to yourself, toss it across the game table. You do you.

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

crash bandicoot is so fucking funny to me he literally just looks like this

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

[kurgy]

if shes your girl whys she standing shrouded in shadow and speaking in tongues in the corner of MY room

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[super-rising-thunder]

I really appreciate that other Pokémon media “fixed” Kahili, as she only showed up as an elite four member, by making her a very extra bitch

[spectrumspace]

Weird, eerily-specific 2000s memory: logos, usually for health orgs, with people who looked like this.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[libertybill]

This shit is wrong.

[abandoned-monarchy]

Pageant moms are women desperately trying to live through their children and it’s creepy af to watch.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Pageant moms are the female version of overbearing sports dads

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

witch tip

essential oil + empty spray bottle + distilled water = awesome room spray

my favorites: orange - joy, happiness, energy lemon - purification (and it’s my favorite scent ever) lavender - peace and calm

(as a general rule of thumb - don’t use oils that are irritants or that can be otherwise harmful to small children or pets)

[allahrakhii-deactivated20210317]

this is so funny im sCREAMING

[turbo-pharaoh]

We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight

[turbo-pharaoh]

absolutely shameful alien ass

[turbo-pharaoh]

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

commander shepard im trying to sneak around but im dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the geth

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[redtallin]

You want more Tieflings? These three are the PCs in the all-tiefling D&D livestream Final Rites, soon to be kicking off on Nerdsmith’s twitch channel!!

[bugkeeping]

A Salt Marsh Moth (Estigmene acrea) and a Fall Webworm Moth (Hyphantria cunea), both members of the tiger moth family 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notkatniss]

literally WHOOOOOO let a man review this album lmao

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

[cutenessradar]

Little Vampire

[fuckyeahasexual]

Aphobes : DONT fucking teach kids about asexuality OMG why do you want to teach kids about SEX you freak kids arent supposed to know about sex only adults are supposed to know about it ffs 

Me and thousands of ace people who just want asexuality to be taught to teens along with OTHER sexualities so that ace teens dont spend their teen years feeling broken and forcing themselves into uncomfortable situations to feel “normal” :