Storm Watching from Higher Places

@melancholysage

Sage, he/him, 30, Pisces: Living off of rations is not the life that you deserve, but the river is still too high, over the radio I heard. Are you still sitting on that park bench, trying to stoke a light? Or did you move somewhere warmer, for shelter from the night? I heard that the snow started falling upon the mountaintop, and I pray it's far above you, or that it will soon come to a stop. Know that help is waiting here, across the river bend, we are waiting across the river bend. PFP made by Cvrseddoodlz!

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knowyournewmeme

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

infertilityidol

7 notes from mutuals is infinitely more valuable than 30k from the rabble

infertilityidol

gangs all here

swarnpert

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

wizardshark

Bro don't forget to stretch

morhath

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

bookaddict7342

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

morhath

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

goldcrescent

demilypyro

there's like three crash bandicoot artists left on this site and crash bandicoot is a pretty dead fandom so I like to imagine that every time I reblog some Coco art they're scared shitless by my 60,000 follower bullshit

demilypyro

that's awesome tell em I said hi. and tell em I said to keep the Coco x Nina shit coming

demilypyro

correct

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doreenchartreuse

susie’s no liar, noelle.

sleepiercreature

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

poundfooolish

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

prinxperseverant

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

blujayonthewing

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

briannyssey

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

briannyssey

🥺🥺

teaboot

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

teaboot

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

teaboot

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13