my names napkin

35/any attention TERFS please take the "die by your own hand" challenge!

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[unicornfan]

how do u pin a post to the top of your tumbler

[re-homophobic]

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

[killfridge]

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

[gaycop]

these are supposed to be my amazing digital thirties

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[toadstule-deactivated20251116]

[were--ralph]

I CCAN'T BREATHE

[mars-gallavanger]

[givemegifs]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[yossyislandd]

"do you want to pet my dog" bitch no it just aerial comboed me

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit