or maybe im a dragon

they/them preferred || I'm currently hyper fixating on bnha so you'll probably find a lot of that || I write and draw || I have an ao3 but I have no idea how to link it in my bio so I pinned the link is should be below (I only have one fic I'm working on so I think it takes you directly to that)

[actuallyprobablyafaerie]

I accept payment through paypal, but I would prefer if I can get paid through venmo.

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[actuallyprobablyafaerie]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I completely forgot about pinning the link to my ao3 after I put my commissions up so uhhh sorry about that its linked now I only have the one fic up at the moment so that's what linked but you get the gist

[shanebug]

remember to provide your pet hockey players with plenty of enrichment!

[spacemangayhockey]

okay you people are driving me fucking crazy. shane hollander has an eating disorder. shane hollander does not have fucking anorexia. shane does not think he's fat, shane is not afraid of gaining weight- he is a professional athlete in a high contact sport, if anything he would be worried he weighs too little. what he has is orthorexia- he's fixated on health, on being at absolute peak performance, "my body is a microchip a grain of sand could destroy it" type shit. he doesn't hate fast food because it's high in calories, he hates it because it's low in nutrients. his issues with food don't come from body dysmorphia or self image concerns, they are a manifestation of how rigidly he attempts to control his life, how obsessed he is with perfecting himself, how hard he believes he has to try to make up for his perceived failings. it's not about fucking weight.

[cakepopsandcoffee]

A man who is so incredibly fond (casually of course).

[lavenderprose]

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

[gaynehollander]

Sometimes I think about the fact that almost every single person who found out about Shane and Ilya felt the need to ask Shane "him? really? he's the one you want to be with?"

I think about how Ilya has had to make his way through life mostly on his own since he was twelve years old, about how he moved to a new country as a teenager and was immediately thrust in front of a camera without knowing the language or how to cope with his newfound fame. I think about the preconceived notions of Russians and how, in the absence of being able to accurately communicate (both because of the language barrier and his repressive upbringing), Ilya decided to or was forced to lean into that stereotype. I think about how soft Ilya allows himself to be with Shane, about how he takes care of him, about how silly and goofy he can be, how he's sometimes just a grown kid, how other times he's the only person who can shut Shane's brain off. I think about how kind he is, how caring, how deeply he feels, how incredibly empathetic he is. I think about how wildly Shane loves him. How there literally never could have been anyone else. I think about how incredibly hurtful it is that no one trusts Shane to make his own decisions about his own fucking life and how much it hurts seeing the coldness the world regards his partner with. I think about Shane getting home and walking straight into Ilya's arms, after having to (once again) justify his love for the best man he's ever known, allowing himself to take comfort in his warm embrace, even when it feels to Shane like he should be the one providing both comfort and shelter.

I think about the surety Shane would feel when thinking to himself, "yes. Him. No one else."

[chubby-cry-baby]

ilya definitely loves flexing things shane bought for him to the centaurs; “thank you shane bought it for me” “have you seen these shane bought them for me” “yeah shane thought i would like this so he bought it for me” - and he’s trying to be super causal (not successful at all)

[jewelcoatfish]

hollanov is batshit crazy about each other and the centaurs are mildly concerned about it but they seem well-adjusted regardless and it helps them win games so whatever. they do have a bit of an existential crisis about it though. like are they supposed to be that obsessed with their partner too? to which their partner say if they were that clingy the partner would be very scared.

[gayhockeyshow]

“You feel it too, don’t you?” Shane is the bravest boy in the world

[shanehollandered]

i hope we all understand how quintessentially them it is that when yuna asks if shane and ilya have been in love since their rookie season, they both immediately go “no. no no no no no” with disgusted faces on

[shieldofiron]

Sing it with me!!!

[actuallysara]

From the Heated Rivalry Soundtrack Vinyl

[spicyvampire]

[jimmysownworld]

i love the “hollanov has a crush on carter vaughn” take not necessarily in a “i think they would invite him to watch” way but more in a “ilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their ‘would’ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so he’s like “are you guys asking?” and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him “absolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband ever” and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like “that doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?” but vaugh genuinely is just like “rozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievement” and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like “#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishing” despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with it” way

[shanesloverboy]

Unfortunately Hudson Williams committed several grave sins to the internet:

Masculanized an Asian character

Became a heartthrob as a POC

Gave an award-winning performance for a neurodivergent character

Is dating a woman after playing a gay man

Gets just as much praise as his white costar

Doesn't censor himself to fit in

IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO HAS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD SO DIABOLICALLY DOWN BAD FOR HIM

[layaart]

generative ai replaces human art with meaningless slop and the data centres it runs on pollute the environment, we all hate generative ai

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Shane answering that wordy question for Ilya at that press conference has me so buzzy because it’s so husband of him and like at that point they’ve only hooked up once and he’s already protective of him and it’s just the beginning of how protective he’s going to be of him throughout their relationship specifically leading up to the confrontation with the commissioner. GOD like there’s just something about ilya being so use to being the only one looking out for himself and then Shane jumping in all protective of him without being asked that just gets me