SCIENCE is on indefinite hiatus

important: bees [on indefinite hiatus because the owner can't assign time and interests to RP or work on ask blogs again] [preferably to be ask blog and mock up of "actual fictional characters running Twitter account" - runs by 1milliondeadwilsons/184gd - updates whenever feel witty m!a - none, and not accepting atm]

[actualwilson]

sing along

dashing through the no

in a oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilsoneater

[actualwilson]

[actualwilson]

wilson makes puns in the most innaproppiate moments ever

least i am not being shady as i say it wholeheartedly

[actualwilson]

schrodinger wx-78

[ds-secret-santa]

DON'T STARVE FANDOM SECRET SANTA 2014

Hey Folks!  Welcome to the second annual Don’t Starve fandom Secret Santa! This year it’s going to be a little different, and a bit smaller, but just as fun and full of joy.  INFO:  What is this? A gift exchange! If you enter, you get assigned a person (your target) and someone gets assigned to you (your santa). Everyone gives a gift, and everyone receives a gift!  It’s kept a secret until you send them their gift. As for gifts, we are trading art or writing (i.e, a short fanfic) that is don’t starve themed.   How does this work? You enter the secret santa by sending an ask or fanmail to this blog, please include:

Your blog url or email (to receive your gift!)

Whether you’d like to draw or write for your gift

Some idea of what you’d like in a gift. For example, if you’d like art, ask for a picture of your favorite character, or a simple scene. Nothing too complicated! 

 If you allow NSFW material or not.    -Specify which degree you are alright with, and whether you are        ok drawing/writing it or receiving it or both. 

After you send in your application, sit tight. We will send out everyone’s matches on the 21st of December! After that, you can start working on your gift, and wait for yours. When you are finished with your gift, either submit it to your santa or post it and tag them, just make sure they see it.  We also request you place NSFW content under a cut, if possible!   This is a low-key event, so take the time you need to make your gift, but we’re aiming to get everyone’s gifts to each other within a month. If you decide you cannot complete your part, let us know! We will reassign your target. Alright, feel free to send a message if you have any questions! Happy Santa-ing! 

((Art generously provided by TheLetterW - original )) 

[onemetwohearts]

i just realized that since don't starve together exists, the wolsin games can be a real thing now

"ahem ahem mic test one two greetings and hello my friends and families of Wolsins ladies and gentlemen and beasts of all kinds like literally everyone except Maxwells and welcome to the Wolsin Games"

"as i actualwilson"

"will today be your host because im not going to participate in this idiotic game for survival as you might all know that i’ve already voted for science”

[chefhiggsbury]

We must test the capabilities of Maxwell’s portal. I say all 100 of us jump in that. Just cram ourselves right in there and see how much it can take. 

Because….Uuh…Science or something like that. 

[allsnotwellwithmaxwelll]

You know, I already got confused with two of them at the same time. Starting to rethink my stance on this wolsin games business.

[actualwilson]

a'ight my people i changed my mind lets do the wolsin games

[onemetwohearts]

i just realized that since don't starve together exists, the wolsin games can be a real thing now

"ahem ahem mic test one two greetings and hello my friends and families of Wolsins ladies and gentlemen and beasts of all kinds like literally everyone except Maxwells and welcome to the Wolsin Games"

"as i actualwilson"

"will today be your host because im not going to participate in this idiotic game for survival as you might all know that i’ve already voted for science”

[actualwilson]

tl;dr: please don’t do the Wolsin Games again for the sake of all Wolsins

[chefhiggsbury]

Someone host a 100 player server and call it Wilson Games. Do it… DO IT.

[actualwilson]

you know whats a bad scientific idea, chef me this this is bad in every aspects no matter which perspectives you’re looking at it so therefore my smart and handsome advice would be “”“please don’t do”“”

[onemetwohearts]

i just realized that since don't starve together exists, the wolsin games can be a real thing now

"ahem ahem mic test one two greetings and hello my friends and families of Wolsins ladies and gentlemen and beasts of all kinds like literally everyone except Maxwells and welcome to the Wolsin Games"

"as i actualwilson"

"will today be your host because im not going to participate in this idiotic game for survival as you might all know that i’ve already voted for science”

[actualwilson]

tl;dr: please don’t do the Wolsin Games again for the sake of all Wolsins

[184gd]

imagine post: Wilson and Woodie teams up together for a Wonderwall meme in the middle of the night campfire

[184gd]

did you know mime rhymes with crime

[184gd]

…

what if actually Willow is surviving on the island wearing high heels all the time

[big-bad-wilson]

#Bbwilson just approves more that hes a loser

You are going to be my first victim. Enjoy being a second class vampire, you sad carrot!

[actualwilson]

[big-bad-wilson]

Don’t be surprised when you wake up and find me in that costume with you.

[actualwilson]

[big-bad-wilson]

#Bbwilson just approves more that hes a loser

You are going to be my first victim. Enjoy being a second class vampire, you sad carrot!

[actualwilson]

[184gd]

Wes’ balloons are actually covered in BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES

[door]

um

[xekstrin]

im gonna fuck the ghost

[weirdbat-blog]

do not fuck the ghost

[184gd]

what if five nights at freddy’s au for don’t starve it’s wx-78 doing the night shift instead of being one of the animatronics

[184gd]

live from faculty of gentleman engineering