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Fuck ICE. That includes Black agents, too.

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

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ismileanyway

I hope she chopped heads that day.

dirtyboxing

Everyone hop on the Isreal Adesanya hype train right now. CHOO CHOOO

thor-appreciation-blog

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

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This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

thor-appreciation-blog

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

dafterwho

heimdall watches you fap

lenbione

[pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three

along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”

if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost

if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years

loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans

heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him

odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)

gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)

probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh

marvel-lous-things

“Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”

“Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”

Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all

“there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”

The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like

*minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)

Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)

*violent thunder* “lmao Mood”

#Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back

Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”

Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”