The Group Deserves The World

Fantasy High is my new hyperfixation so here we go

[nosnexus]

Let's get those Fantasy High kids in the mix!

[adaineoshaughnessey]

Sofia Lee for mayor of New York City

[jq37]

It’s finally here!

Episode One of my podcast, Absolutely No Adventures, drops today! 

The first episode is called The Sword in the Sheath and it’s got baking, lady knights, and magic swords! All that good stuff. 

Here’s a preview/

I hope y’all have as much fun listening to it as I did making it. Links below!

Website (w/ listen links): https://noadventurespod.com/#listen

RSS Feed: https://pinecast.com/feed/absolutely-no-adventures

[adaineoshaughnessey]

The Taste Buds meet John Mulaney

Jet: I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.

Ruby: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Amethar: And I know now that I'm definitely never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Liam: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood!

Theo: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you. 

Lapin: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.

Cumulous: He looked like he should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti, but instead, he made his living in murder. 

Saccharina: I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.

[adaineoshaughnessey]

hi im too lazy to look through bloodkeep rn but didn’t leiland, maggie, and lilith make an ‘ice to meet you’ joke??

[thespagettipolicy]

Episode 4: Airship Ambush

Leiland: All right, let's see if we can make things a little bit chill.

Matt: And we're gonna go ahead and Cone of Cold and try to get both Bulric and this tree fellow in the blast up in that direction.

...

...

Erika: I like that he just said it quietly to himself and nobody else heard him, except for Lilith and she goes,

Lilith: oh, why don't you make everything a little more chill?

[conderkyl]

for number three of swapped classes is Adine the Rouge! rizes look is such a solid rouge look i decided to adopt it for Adine too 

[adaineoshaughnessey]

me during A Crown of Candy: I am protecting the Rocks family. I will always protect the Rocks family.

me after seeing the backup PCs: I’m on my way to murder the Rocks.

[kindlespark]

i am losing my entire MIND about the queen’s champion, sir amanda maillard, being one of calroy cruller’s knights like hold on hold on HOLD ON

an amanda who had no idea abt the betrayal plan and has to reconcile her identity in the house she served and fought for for her whole life with her love for the rocks. who didn’t think too deeply abt the whispers and the rumours because calroy loved the king the same way she loved the queen. amanda ripping up her cape in grief and anger when she realises what she’s been complicit in for years and should’ve been able to stop and couldn’t

an amanda who conspired with calroy and knew about the plan and was placed close to the queen to help it, but who falls in love with caramelinda and realises she can no longer betray her. a calroy who notices this and sends her far away from the coup when it happens so she cannot stop him. an amanda who knows caramelinda will never trust her the same ever again

an amanda who knew about the plan and went and betrayed caramelinda anyway in the same way calroy betrayed amethar. parallel shots of calroy stabbing amethar and amanda poisoning the queen. cara and amethar escaping and mourning together over their lost loves, over their misplaced trust

[adaineoshaughnessey]

randomly just remembered adaine’s ‘can i roll investigation to see if there’s anything here that says that my mom secretly loved me?’ and actually teared up

[draegmuth]

- Zac's Characters -

Gorgug: hot dummy

Ricky: hot dummy

Lapin: A petty, bold, sneaky bunny. Social climber, from a street urchin to a Chancellor. Masterful deceiver whose ambitions stay ambigious until his last breath. Tried to blackmail a God as a teen.

Cumulous: hot dummy

[jq37]

I know this isn’t intentional and it doesn’t mean anything but it’s extremely funny that every black person on Dimension 20 so far has ended up playing a character who is a pirate or pirate adjacent. 

[conderkyl]

I got this fun quote request on my twitter and had to share it here as well!

(feel free to send in your favorite quotes if you wanna see them as art!)

[meglm]

How Sexy can you draw a rat before you’re legally a furry?

anyway im still binging fantasy high

[wiggymythwinter]

Brennan at the end of every Dimension 20 series: “I would like to give Ally the powers of god because they deserve it”

[adaineoshaughnessey]

NPCs that betrayed the party:

Lord Calroy Cruller

Lady Pumbleline Uvano

Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica

Senator Augustus Ciabatta

Archbishop Fettucina Alfredi

Sir Keradin Deeproot

Commander Constano Grissini

The Sugary-Plum Fairy

NPCs that did not betray the party:

Queen Caramelinda of House Rocks

Captain Annabelle Cheddar

Duchess Primsy Coldbottle

Peppermint Preston, Yak, Sprinkle, Princess

Jawbreaker and his many husbands and wives

Lord and Lady Swirlie

Some other Dairy Islanders?

Thad

[themanualmuncher]

Limon did nothing wrong too!

[adaineoshaughnessey]

9. Limon Longhalls

[adaineoshaughnessey]

NPCs that betrayed the party:

Lord Calroy Cruller

Lady Pumbleline Uvano

Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica

Senator Augustus Ciabatta

Archbishop Fettucina Alfredi

Sir Keradin Deeproot

Commander Constano Grissini

The Sugary-Plum Fairy

NPCs that did not betray the party:

Queen Caramelinda of House Rocks

Captain Annabelle Cheddar

Duchess Primsy Coldbottle

Peppermint Preston, Yak, Sprinkle, Princess

Jawbreaker and his many husbands and wives

Lord and Lady Swirlie

Some other Dairy Islanders?

Thad

[staggeringsmite]

a crown of candy first / last lines

(note: not counting the epilogue/feast just the final scene in the courtyard, there are extras bc i transcribed too early in the finale for some)

theobald: “well, it’s a wonderful saint’s day. i’m really looking forward to teaching ruby and jet some more responsibility. they are grown women now“ / “it has just occurred to me that we now have the book of st. citrina, so not only do we have the throne of candia, but amethar could say that he was named the emperor of the concord and reestablish the concord.“

amethar: “yes, it’s the girls’ eighteenth saint’s day. it’s really exciting. i think you guys would like each other a lot. they’re real special. they take a lot after you guys. it’s hard enough being a father and a king. god, you guys would’ve been so good at this. i’m not, i’m not cut out for this. i miss you everyday” /  (do you really want to be king?) “i do. i really do, but i haven’t lived a life worthy of it. and you have. thus, i would defer to you.“ / “gustavo uvano named me as emperor of the concord.“

lapin: “it was the year 1102. we were at war with the bread people… do you want me to rush the education of these princesses? do you want them to be stupid as they go about the world?” / “the bulb cares for no one.” (bonus: “there’s nothing wrong with being a seed guy. preston come on!”)

jet: “ruby, are you down for a roadtrip?” / “tell ruby i love her, and tell her she did the right thing.”

ruby: “yeah, duh. wait let me read this letter. oh my god!” / “family is exposed. family is vulnerable, if you don’t want to be exposed, if you don’t want to be vulnerable, be on your own. part of the truth of that is trusting the other people and being good to them and hoping and helping. i already lost one sister i can’t lose another.”

liam: “hey, man! don’t, i thought that was a seed too! yeah, no, don’t worry about it. hey look we just gotta, we keep finding these candy cane seeds, but we’re gonna find something cooler.” / “oh yeah, i still have my seed.” i eat the seed “i think i wish that the creativity of candia and individualism and embrace of magic would burst forward and that instantly candia would quadruple in size.”

cumulous: ”the hungry one must feed. hi, my name is cumulous rocks. we are not sisters. i am a cousin of king amethar, but i am here to protect the magic of candia and the secrets that involve it.”  / “hey, what’s that thing glowing in your pocket?”

saccharina: “i would have freed you soon enough. hi, well, no one really is [free] in a monarchy if you think about it, right? i am the legal heir, well, rather, i am instead the legal queen of candia and sugarlands. (by what claim). oh i’m sorry, was i introduced as saccharina frostwhip? some might know me as saccharina ghee.” / “i need good people around me, and that’s something that’s hard to come by.” / “well then, candia will certainly need a queen” (it certainly has one)