[bombing]

bad puns to tell my crush

are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me

when was the last time you took your vitamins?

44

i’m a thousand years old 

we could make it if we really tried 

can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 

i killed my parents and they deserved it

enough to break the ice in tennessee 

i want to die

blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish

i think about you more than i’d ever admit 

i threw up on the way here