jar jar binks is absolutely disgusting and should have not been in the star wars prequels
Remember that dipshit Jar Jar Binks, the problematic and annoying character from George Lucas' unfortunate Star Wars prequels? He was the one who the kids were supposed to like—but didn't. He was the one who was supposed to be funny—but wasn't. He was the one who was granted an interim place in the Galactic Senate and was manipulated into proposing they give power to Chancellor Palpatine to build an army, directly leading Anakin Skywalker, the chosen Jedi who was supposed to bring balance and peace to the Republic and Force, but in turn was turned into a barbecued robot and puppet for Palpatine. Jar Jar Binks was completely unnecessary to the prequel trilogies, and was the sole reason why many critics consider them to be a flop.
Jar Jar Binks has personally impacted many people’s well-beings, including myself. I recently rewatched the prequels, forgetting about how terrible this mongrel is, and watched in pure disgust. His annoying, pitchy voice, his terrible personality, and his gruesome appearance made me unable to sleep for three days. I was too traumatized; disturbed by the freaky rabbit whose sole purpose is to cause chaos. The only redeeming trait may be that this clumsy alien could be an evil, despicable, mastermind- a Sith Lord that orchestrated some of the heinous acts shown in the prequels.
According to my highly educated sources, like Reddit user Lumpawarroo, under his facade of being a stupid clutz and nuisance, Jar Jar is an extremely skilled warrior, with skills that only a Jedi, Sith, or force-sensitive would have.
He can easily manipulate people into seeing him as a stupid idiot and thinking that it’s just dumb luck that he can pull of moves, like NONCHALANTLY EXECUTING A STANDING TWENTY-FOOT TWISTING SOMERSAULT!
Jar-Jar’s stealth that does not seem like it would suit his character is a huge writer’s flaw- George Lucas done did goofed. I hate Jar Jar because he messes with the audience’s sense of realism. Two experienced Jedi on a serious mission would never actually bring someone that stupid along with them. No character that idiotic would ever really be made a general. They certainly wouldn't be made a senator. How could anyone like Jar Jar really convince the entire galaxy to abandon democracy? That's ridiculous.
Actually, if you watch the prequels with the idea that Jar Jar might be a manipulative, dark character, you begin to notice just how insidious and subtle his manipulation is, and how effective, in almost every sequence he's involved in, and also just how hyper-aware of the overarching plot he really is.
Jar Jar Binks has undoubtedly become the face of everything that is "wrong" with the prequels- he was too silly, too unbelievable, seemingly pointless. If you are able to somehow change the nature of Jar Jar from embarrassing idiot to jaw-dropping villain, suddenly the entire prequel trilogy must be seen in a new light.
In conclusion, Jar Jar is disgusting and evil. I personally would like to reinstate the witch trials to not only execute Jar Jar, but also J.J. Abrams for killing Ben Solo, making his whole character arc absolutely worthless.
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