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This is your yearly reminder that, in the lead up to Halloween, you should never use activated charcoal to spookify your food/drink

Activated charcoal will nullify your meds.

Anything you take orally can and will be absorbed by the activated charcoal, preventing it from doing you any good. There's a reason it's used in emergencies to counteract poisoning!!

“Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” (Izzy for Abel)

100 smut prompts

Abel groans softly at the words, chasing Izzy's lips for another heated kiss while he grinds his nude form against Izzy's frustratingly half-clothed one.

The man hadn't been gone long - only a handful of weeks for a job - but it had been enough to send the teen half mad even with the calls they exchanged often when Izzy'd had time. So naturally the first moment they'd gotten alone in the house, Abel had practically jumped him. His parents had a date night, and he'd planned to make the most of it, frustrated that their illicit romance meant he hadn't gotten more than a few stolen kisses since Izzy had come back to visit again. And apparently the feeling was mutual, what with how quickly he'd found himself stripped and pressed down into the bed.

Fuck, he'd missed Izzy so much, and so after a few moments of more kissing, Abel pulls back - albeit reluctantly - so he can look at Izzy properly and respond to his request.

"Which way do you want me? I've never done it before, but I know enough that if I sit forwards I can suck you off too. Show you how much more I missed you right back," he breathes, lips quirking up slightly.

#lonelyheartedheathens #meme answer #c; abel #abel&isaiah

“When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.” (Ángel for Zeke)

100 Smut Prompts

"O-oh–"

That's definitely not what Zeke expects to hear when he meets Ángel by the exit after work. Normally it's a smile, and a kiss, and then they talk about their day as they make their way home. Apparently that's not so today, since his boyfriend literally just grabbed him, kissed him a little more passionately than normal, and then whispered those words into his ear. Now Zeke's red as a tomato and peering up at Ángel's face with a slack expression, mind racing with images of exactly what the other's promise entails.

Down below, his thighs squeeze together and heat flares in his gut, though he won't admit that here even if there aren't any people in earshot. He'll never be quite as bold as his lover, but at least he doesn't pull away like he might once have at the brazen PDA and explicit words. He does have to wonder why the sudden change though. Licking his lips, Zeke clears his throat and glances away shyly.

"D-did something happen to bring this o-on?"

#lonelyheartedheathens #meme answer #c; ezekiel #ezekiel&angel

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100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

1) “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.” 2) “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.” 3) “How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?” 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” 5) “You look good all soaking wet.” 6) “Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.” 7) “Oh my god you’re so much better than the last person I was with.” 8) “If you’re going to act like a little brat then I’m going to treat you like a little brat.” 9) “I don’t care how good it feels you’d better not cum until I tell you to.” 10) “Look, I’m not into choking but I wouldn’t mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while.” 11) “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.” 12) “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.” 13) “Touch yourself for me.” 14) “Do you think you deserve to be punished?” 15) “You take my fingers so well don’t you?” 16) “Shut up and take your pants off.” 17) “When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me.” 18) “Are you wearing my shirt?” 19) “Do you need me to finger you first?” 20) “You’d better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are.” 21) “Did I stutter? Do as you’re told!” 22) “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.” 23) “I can’t wait to be on my knees for you later.” 24) “Maybe if I punish you it’ll help you remember who you belong to next time.” 25) “Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?” 26) “Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me.” 27) “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.” 28) “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.” 29) “Take it off. Slowly.” 30) “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?” 31) “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?” 32) “Kitten, don’t make me tell you twice.” 33) “Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.” 34) “I love the sounds you make when you come undone.” 35) “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.” 36) “You’d better watch your fucking mouth.” 37) “Did I say you could stop?” 38) “I need you. Now!” 39) “I’m so sick of your voice. Why don’t you come over here and put your mouth to better use?” 40) “I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.” 41) “You keep acting like a little brat and I’ll take you over my knee right here, I don’t care how many people are watching.” 42) “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.” 43) “Don’t you want to play with me? 44) “Yes! I mean yes, Sir!” 45) “When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.” 46) “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?” 47) “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?” 48) “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin.” 49) “You look so good on your knees like that.” 50) “I only want to please you.” 51) “Did you touch yourself while I was gone?” 52) “Are you going to be good from now on?” 53) “Is that a tattoo?” 54) “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” 55) “Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.” 56) “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” 57) “I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now.” 58) “Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.” 59) “So desperate for it, aren’t you? Well, if you want it so bad you’d better start taking it.” 60) “Please? I’ll be good, I promise!” 61) “If you don’t change out of those shorts and into some pants I’ll have them around your ankles by lunch time.” 62) “I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are.” 63) “Open your mouth.” 64) “I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers.” 65) “Pull my hair!” 66) “If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I’m going to bend you over that bed.” 67) “If you want to cum you’d better beg.” 68) “You know I don’t like to be teased.” 69) “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.” 70) "Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.“ 71) “I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.” 72) “Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?” 73) “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.” 74) “Wow, I think you’re blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you.” 75) “You know, you look real pretty when you cry.” 76) “I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth.” 77) “Tell me what you like.” 78) “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” 79) “Look at you, grinding against everything, you’re really desperate for it. Aren’t you?” 80) “How do you feel about two at once?” 81) “Is that a thong?” 82) “Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.” 83) “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?” 84) “I love it when you dress up for me.” 85) “Did you dress up just for me?” 86) “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” 87) “Think you can handle that much?” 88) “Mmm, good morning to you too.” 89) “Just pull the car over!” 90) “What’s wrong? I thought you liked teasing.” 91) “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?” 92) “Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet.” 93) “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” 94) “Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you.” 95) “That tickles.” 96) “Were you touching yourself without permission?” 97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.” 98) “I see the gift I got you fits well.” 99) “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.” 100) “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.”

#memes

What if I half came back... but mobile only?

Yes? No? Send me away forever?

#ooc

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NSFW ban fail

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

#I'm not even active #and I get a few following me every month #they're still there #good job tumblr ur still shit

Sometimes I think about coming back but tbh I don't have the time or the will to go back to using gifs/icons and formatting. Hell, I don't wanna have to get on my PC to post either.

I do miss this place in some ways, but others... not so much.

#tbh if I ever came back it would be for like 1 person #they know who they are #ooc

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Matthew Daddario and Katherine McNamara as Owen Shore and Amy on “Trust” Movie (2021).

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im a shitty rp partner tho sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied sometimes i reply 147 years later

Got followed by a bunch of bots and LMAO ONE WAS ADVERTISING AN "ADULT SEX GAME" USING S/IMS4 PICS

#that is not an adult game without mods my guys #ooc

Sometimes I wanna write. And then I don't bc what's productivity? lmao

#ooc

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“we’re a little more than just best friends, aren’t we? so why don’t you just admit it, why do you keep pushing me against dirty walls of nightclubs and silencing me with maddening kisses whenever i tell you i love you?” give me this or die

#wishlist