Addemius

What are we even doing here man 26 He/They cis bi heteromantic Aspiring illustrator

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This probably won't get much traction, but I'm so glad that I've found so much success with fanart- it started out just shitposting with a paint program and a mouse and it ended up reviving my love of art I thought I'd lost in high school.

Thanks to the Ogre Poppenang crew and fandom!

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

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More SpeakerD Meme redraws

(with cameo from Nostalgiachan)

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Just finished playing Silent Hill 2 over Discord with my buddy, so I drew a little James Sunderland

I miss my wife, Himiko. I miss her a lot. I'll be back. faceplants into the lake

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Me and my friend's Darktide Rejects

Dickot the Canadian vet, Avelyn Vanderpuye the fraud Arbitrator, Kahl the Ogryn and Raze the Hivescum, a merry bunch of lunatics destined to do stuff and kill things.

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Norfolk Wizard Gang. Norfolk Wizard...Virgins? Mages from 'Merica.

I listened to the podcast and drew these based on the descriptions of the characters, without looking at their official arts. A couple extremely minor gripes I had compared to the official is that Bill is described as putting his X-Files shirt over his plaid button up (Hulkykrow probably misspoke but I'm doubling down), Samson's beard is described as "going up the sides of his face" while the official shows him as having a mustache; and Parker's eyes are described as looking tired at first but there's an intense intellect on closer look. Not to say I'm better or more accurate or nothing, I assume that the players had input on the art, I'm just saying...

(I do bet they're virgins btw. It's a requirement for magehood, trust.)

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Thank u Noelle

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A ton of quick sketches of Big D I was doing to try and figure out his hair

After a quick guide

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Arbitrator Avelyn Vanderpuye, my Darktide character

She was a former smuggler that got used as a scapegoat by her boss, only for her to accidentally-on-purpose kill the Arbites that was going to arrest her, panic, and then put on said Arbites' clothes and assume their identity. She's never read the law books, just making up whatever feels right, and is highly regarded by her peers.

Whenever she feels like she's getting in over her head, she prays to her own personal hero- Imperial Saint Ciaphas Cain. "What would he do?"

I'm not super satisfied with the scars, if anyone has advice on drawing them, I would super appreciate it.

[superman-the-secret-third-thing]

Golden Age Superman Munching The Unmunchable!

Honestly, I don't think there's an actual bigger flex than this.

Superman's diet includes: Fire pokers, molten steel, poison, magnesium bomb, grenades, bullets, acetylene torch, and deadly microbes.

[rimuru-mayhem]

Is it really possible

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

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[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[addemius]

I bet Kitten was upset.

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Questions for Door.

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Brok Blacklaw is a simple man with simple desires and simple hatreds