chasing the high of nov 5, 2020 for the rest of my life
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chasing the high of nov 5, 2020 for the rest of my life
Nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me. (Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg)
(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation
This pride month, let's not use "straight" as a synonym for "cisallohet perisex"
hey girl I picked you an information bouquet for your mind vase
since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
emo heron in boots
seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american
i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park
happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)
Dan's diy rainbow skeleton outfit my beloved
bonus 2022 appearance:
you don't even have a dog
happy pride to my favorite male podcasters (and to the wonderful community around them as well!)
IRON LUNG (2026) dir. Markiplier
First pride with Phan being real btw
happy yearly sansgender month ♡
happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces
HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE !!!!!! I DONT LIKE PEOPLE !!!!!! WOAHH !!!!!!!!! LOVE IS LOVE AND ALSO LACK THEREOF IS OKAY AND DOES NOT MAKE YOU BROKEN ‼‼‼‼‼