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Hey pal, I'm Katie, I'm 17, I live in NY, I'm happy to be here, and I like a lot of things

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shittyidea]

An inconvenience store

[animalrates]

animal rates?

[popthirdworld]

President Obama offered to pay for Vice President Biden’s son’s cancer treatment after finding out Biden was considering selling his house to pay for it. That’s really kind but… holy shit. If the *Vice President* has to *sell his house* to pay for healthcare, what chance do regular Americans have? How is anyone still alive in that country?? Australia, do not do anything to creep in the direction of America’s healthcare system. Keep Medicare free. Including frikking pap smears.

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

I sourced this and oh wow it’s true

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

now i know what true power feels like

[weloveshortvideos]

[paratimes]

[addictwithafin]

someone around me: I want to see Hamilton

me in the style of Phillipa Soo in Helpless: Ha

[queerpong-blog]

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[kaijuno]

this boy i go to college with is like this dudebro kinda guy like, he’s on the uni football team and everything and i love him bc he’s one of the like, angriest feminists i’ve met? and he’s the type that doesn’t give a shit if ppl hate him and so i’ve seen this guy first hand tear ppl new assholes for sexist/homophobic shit like thank you dudebro, ,,, thank u for being rly intimidating + a genuinely good person

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

here is a doge with a fawn on her pawsies

[ljstuff]

Let’s have another round tonight! (view larger version please!)

[intangiblesuggestion]

i love blurry photographs of people on adventures because someone wanted to record the moment but they were having too much fun to take a good photograph.

[advancedlawnmowingtechniques-de]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

[mallemerok]

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep