B a r n e y

NEW YORK PANIC LEAD VOCALIST 'It's cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.'

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THIS SONG. THIS EDIT... IT’S SO FUCKING B-E-A-U-TIFUL. 

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albaxwest:

“Well at least he failed, but I think the costume may have played a part in the failing.” Alba smiled, “it’s fine, by the sound of it you’re as used to being noticed as me.” The name clicked in her mind, ‘this was the dude Gerald was talking about..’ A more sly smile appeared on her glossy lips, “I’m Alba and I guess it’s nice to meet you?” 

“Oh, yeah! Totally! Big, fucking lump of a costume. I don’t know.. It was pretty rad, thinking about it.” Barney shrugged, before giving the girl a slight nod as she introduced herself. “Alba? Nice to meet you, Alba. Hey.. What are you waiting for? Coffee? I can get one for you, if you want.” Of course, he had absolutely no idea of Gerald’s intentions he’d been speaking about with Alba.

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msryleewright:

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“Oh fuck!” Barney moaned out as he continued to watch Rylee, dipping her fingers in and out, moaning herself. “You keep doing that, and I’m gonna cum real fast.” He breathed as he removed his grip from around his penis, and nudged her wrist so she’d move her hand away from herself too. Honestly, he could watch his girlfriend pleasure herself some more, but at this point, he really wanted her. Positioning himself correctly, his body hovering over hers, Barney pushed into her soaking wet entrance, and started to move and thrust his hips fast. “I want to see your beautiful face.” He breathed. “Jesus christ! Oh.. You feel so good, Rylee.”

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emiliareedrp:

As Zack announced there were only about ten minutes left, she nodded. Though when Barney started to warm up his voice, she couldn’t help but laugh softly. “Sounds good, Barn. This gonna be on the new album?” She joked. “Me too! This is the first time I’ll like, see a little, intimate gig of you, right?” Emilia asked him, though the excitement was still evident. She had only seen Barney be active and crazy on stage, so she was curious to see how he would be in a more intimate setting.

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“Oh yeah, definitely. I’m gonna call it.. umm.. Barney’s vocal warm up, volume one.” Barney nodded in response, before pushing himself up onto his feet. “And them volume two will be just me groaning for those crazy ass fans who write weird shit about myself and the band..” He added in a serious tone, before cracking up into laughter. “Yeah, like fuck would I do that.” Barney spoke through his laughter, as he quickly knocked back the rest of his beer and picked up his acoustic again. “Oh man, I’m kinda nervous about this. Go and have a peek for me, see how many people are there.” He asked, and this time, he was more serious. Believe it or not, Barney did and could get quite anxious.

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kikei-nashville:

Kikei preened, a smug grin on his face. “I know. Being cute is a great way to be. No one suspects the cute ones and seriously, I could never pull off quiet. Too much to comment on.” He didn’t move away from the contact, just laughed. “Oh for the love of Pete! I’ve been trapped the be main character of a romantic comedy! Help! Before I become the pervy best friend!”

“Not a bad thing to be observant, bro.” Barney commented, and laughed at Kieki’s words. “I can never imagine you being quiet... maybe that’s why we get on so well, huh? And dude, this isn’t some romantic comedy shit, this is real life. Like, I often think... actually, no. I know Rylee’s the one, dude. It’s so fucking crazy..” 

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emiliareedrp:

“Yeah, that’s a good one!” Emilia answered him, she had mainly heard it live and it was definitely one of her favourites. Enjoying Barney’s little performance, a small smile formed on her lips. He sounded good on and off stage and it definitely didn’t matter if he was being energetic and crazy or acoustic and intimate. Though she couldn’t help but laugh when he stopped singing before completing his sentence. “Such inspirational lyrics. Very deep.” She joked.

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“Ahhhh no! You were supposed to finish the lyrics, Em!” Barney laughed as he pretended to throw a tantrum for a second, kicking his legs out and screaming playfully. “The lyrics are fucking awesome, shut up.” He continued to laugh, before glancing up towards Zack as he spoke. “You’ve got about ten minutes.” Zack informed. “Okay...” Barney nodded, and started to warm up his voice some more, pitching higher and lower notes. “I’m so fucking pumped.. I can’t remember the last time I played a gig like this.”

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kikei-nashville:

“Never said people couldn’t do both. Watermelon in the morning, ice cream in the evening, and sex on the beach with the moon up. If the cops come, run through the water naked. It’ll be a great story to tell future kids.” Kikei stuck his tongue out, hands moving up to smooth out his hair. “Thank you. All I want is to be wanted. It’s nice when people like me.”

“Awww, it sounds like you’re inviting me out on a date, dude! You’re fucking adorable. As for kids.. I’m not all that into them. I say never but.. who the fuck knows, right?” Barney shrugged, before hooking an arm around Kikei’s shoulders. “I’m sure there’s someone out there who wants you, bro. You might even meet this someone at the party tonight. I mean, I never expected to walk into a coffee shop one day and meet Rylee, who I love to fucking death. She’s so cute..”

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fuckingeralddd:

“I fuckin’ hope so. I told him to let me get me brother Felix to help and get him some real beautiful one since he’s in the modeling world and whatnot. But he doesn’t want help, in his own words, from that demon,” Gerald said and laughed a little bit. “He wanted to do tee shirts and jeans since we’re always so fuckin’ dressed up but I declined that real quick because it’s supposed to be special and all. So Alfie in a dress with a leather jacket, I’m gonna cream me pants before I even get a chance to carry him away bridal style,” Gerald said and shook his head with a grin as he thought about their big day. He was so excited. “And trust me mate, I fuckin’ know. That arse is a gift from up above all on its own,” he said and gave a little wink. Nodding his head as Barney went on about the tour, he said, “Well, good luck with it all, mate. I’m sure that it’ll go great. Ya gonna try to tour with any other bands? Or just have a fuckin’ solo gig?” he asked as he wafted the waitress over again so he could get a refill on his coffee. “If she does hurt ya though,” Gerald started off as he began making his cup of coffee. “I’ve a mob that’ll go after her,” he said playfully, even throwing on his ‘mobster’ voice that was all too horrible and funny at the same time.

“Whoa.. Demon? C’mon.. Is your bro really that bad? I’d offer to help but.. I hate shopping. I can see Alfie rocking one of those tight dresses and a leather jacket.. He’s gonna look so dope, man. You both are.” Barney was more then excited for the two boys, and was literally starting to bounce in his seat, though when did he ever sit still? “Dude, try not to nut in your pants. That shit will stain and you’ll be more sensitive when the moment to fuck your new husband, arrives. Maybe you should invest in some baggy pants to hide your boner?” He was kidding, of course. Barney’s sense of humour could be a little odd. Planning his tour was stressful, however, he already had a few idea’s of the bands he wanted to tour with. He knew Fall Out Boy would be free this summer, but they had toured together back in the day. But would it matter? “I have a few in mind, yeah. But I’m not spilling anything just yet, dude.” Barney couldn’t help but to smirk and glanced up at the waitress as she started to re-fill their coffees. Did he really need any more caffeine? He thanked her, followed by a quick nod, before turning his attention back towards Gerald. “Yo.. She’s not going to hurt me again, but I appreciate your concern. But if she does then.. that’s it. I’m done.”

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alfredslater:

“And I’m assuming he said no, right?” he asked with a raised brow. “Or better I bet he said all the wedding planning is up to me, he’s a right cunt that one.” Alf laughed quietly shaking his head at the thought. “We ain’t havin’ a wedding singer, sorry love. We’re gonna have spotify and a good speaker.” he decided. “I’m trying to get Gerry to let me have it in like a barn or a big house. That’d be fun.”  he thought out loud before shrugging. “I’d be floored man, but I guess you’ve always been one to drive people away.” he teased, pinching at the man’s cheek.  “Excuse me? I write great lyrics. Don’t start with me about that because I’ll fight you in the streets, I’m on enough Vicodin right now that you have three heads.” he promised with a peck to the man’s nose. 

“Actually bro, he said maybe...” Barney continued to tease, before cracking up into laughter. “Nah. But he did say that’s it all up to you and, I’m super fucking pumped to see you walk down that aisle in a dress. You’re amazing Alf, honestly. You’re such a huge inspiration to others, I think.” As Alfie teased him back, Barney couldn’t help but to gasp playfully as it was announced he drove people away, jokingly, of course, and he couldn’t help but to push the other back slightly. “Whoa whoa whoa! They chose to leave, man. I didn’t push them away. We just weren’t agreeing on our sound, it’s no big deal.” He shrugged, before laughing harder as Alfie spoke of fighting him. “I’m a lover not a fighter, dude. You can love me, but you can’t fight me.”

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albaxwest:

Alba listened to this dude rant on about some show, truthfully she hadn’t met him nor did she actually have a clue what he did. Gerald was the one who dropped his name to her and now she was standing in a line in the coffee shop having this dude happily tell her bout his night. “… Ah well sure sounds interesting…” Not really sure how to react the red head smiled awkwardly, “ah not to be rude but I don’t really believe we have met…”

“It was fucking awesome! But I have no idea if this guy had any intentions of physically hurting me. If he did then, he failed so fucking bad. I got that dude down onto the floor before he knew it.” Barney laughed, a little harder as he thought back. It sure was going to be a memorable night. “No? Oh shit, I apologise. That’s really rude of me. I’m Barney..” He introduced with a nod, gathering thie chick had no idea who he was, which was nice for once.

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emiliareedrp:

Sitting down next to Barney, on the apparently very squishy couch, she immediately agreed when she felt how soft it was. “This one damn comfy couch.” She agreed. Instead of already starting to drink, Emilia opted for a glass of water. “Oh man.. That’s a tough decision.” Emilia thought out loud when Barney asked her which song he should open with. “I actually think you should start with an old song. Just kind of, throw it back a little?” She suggested.

“Like sins?” Barney quizzed, as Emilia answered that he should open his set with one of panic’s older songs. It was the track which grew to be the success of New York Panic. “Okay umm...” Reaching forwards, he picked up his guitar and sat it against his knee, plucking at a few strings just to double check it was all in tune, before he started to play the song he now planned to open with. “Oh, well imagine as I’m pacing the pews of a church corridor , and I can’t help but hear, no, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words.’What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding’ say the bridesmaid to the waiter, ‘and yes but what a shame, and what a shame the poor grooms bride is a..” Barney paused, a smirk filling his features as he glanced over towards Em.

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emiliareedrp:

As Zack joined in on the joke, she couldn’t help but laugh. “You know I’m prettier anyway, Zack.” She retorted sarcastically. Emilia listened on to Barney answer more questions, and chuckled when she heard that someone wanted to marry her. “At least buy me dinner first!” She spoke to the livestream. When Barn mentioned that they had arrived, she looked out of the window and saw that they had indeed arrived. She had a feeling this was gonna be one epic night and she was excited. Getting out of the car, she laughed at his comment. “Yeah, who would’ve thought that?” She joked back at him, playfully slapping his shoulder. Though Emilia was proud of him, really.

“Fuck off.. You know what I mean.” Barney laughed, allowing Zack to exit the car first before he did. You just never knew what was coming, some of his fans were crazy. However, they’d made it into the bar safe and sound, with only a few screams blowing Barney’s ear drums. With half an hour until he was due to play his set, Barney was lead to an area out back, and sat himself down into one of the couches. “God damn, this is a squishy couch.. Can we just play here?” He laughed, looking up towards Zack as he was handed a beer. “Ugh, I still don’t know whether to open the set with a new song or an old song.. I mean, the album hasn’t been out too long but, with the show I played in Nashville a few weeks back, it seemed a lot of people knew the songs from the new album. C’mon Em.. Pick a song  for me to open with.”

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“..Did you just call me sir?” Barney asked as he laughed, tilting his head towards the side a little. He watched as Rylee’s hand reached down so she was able to tease herself, a groan escaping Barney’s lips as he tightened his grip around himself, moving his hand faster. “Fuck.. You look so hot right now.” Barney complimented, very much enjoying the view in front of him. 

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alfredslater:

“She’s a babe.” Alfie agreed with a chuckle with a smile. “If I were ever to marry a woman, it’d be her, I swear.” he laughed. “But I have my Gerbear now so that’s fine too.” he nodded.  “Mm, I could never do that. I’ve only ever switched out one band member and it were within our first like six months I think. I love my babies now, you know? The only people we sometimes switch out now is with Gerry me and him sometimes have to get new violinists for tour, but we still send the old ones Christmas cards and such.” he nodded.  “But I’ve…been pretty lucky with songs. Everyone trusts me so far. I don’t think I’ve had too many bombs.” he laughed. He shrugged at the comment about his producer. “It’s alright. He wants money.” he chuckled.

“Gerbear? You two are fucking adorable, dude. I actually asked Gerald if I could sing at your wedding so, watch this space.” Barney couldn’t help but to smirk as he purposely teased his friend, though if he was given the opportunity, he’d one hundred percent do it. “At least you still speak to them. The guys that left panic, left due to creative differences. But it’s no big deal.. they went on to do their own shit and I think panic have come along way since then. I’m in love with the new album and I genuinely can not wait to perform more of it live. I’m fucking pumped. Well, if he wants money then start writing some fucking great lyrics!”

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emiliareedrp:

As Barney was doing his Instagram livestream, Emilia sat in the back of the car just scrolling through her Instagram feed. She laughed at some of the comments he made. When he mentioned the question about her, she looked up at him. “What? You haven’t told them yet that I’m your new bodyguard?” Emilia joked, chuckling as she shook her head. “Just kidding! Hi guys, I’m Emilia. I’m a friend of Barney’s.” She introduced herself to the livestream and waved. It felt a bit weird to just talk to a phone when you couldn’t see anyone but yourself. 

“You heard it here first.” Barney laughed as Emilia answered the question wittingly, before Zack joined in. “I’m being replaced.” Zack spoke, as he strayed his eyes from the road and towards Barney’s iPhone. “Barney told me I’m shit at my job and, he fancies this chick so..” It was then Zack cracked, and fell into laughter as he looked back in the direction they were driving. “He’s kidding!” Barney confirmed in a strange tone, and fell silent for a few seconds as he read more comments. “Ummm.. You want to marry Emilia? Alright, sure. I’ll marry you.. I don’t know who you are but, I’ll marry you both.” He laughed, popping his head round once again and rose his brows towards Em, before looking back towards his phone. “Ooo-kay uh.. So we’ve arrived in Franklin and I’m gonna fuck off, so.. have a safe night guys and if you’re about and coming to see me tonight, don’t be shy, say hi and uh.. let’s share a beer together. Alright.” Laughing, Barney ended his live stream, and placed his phone into his lap. “Ohhh Franklin you’re so fine, you’re so fine, your blow my mind, hey Franklin!” He sung, and glanced out from the window. “Oh shit! There’s actually people here.”

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kikei-nashville:

“One, no it’s not weird. Two, I meant just the beach. Get your mind out of the gutter. Swimming, watermelon, ice cream, you know, beach stuff.” Kikei giggled, excited. “I know! Why is that? Are you avoiding me? So mean.”

“Oh.. Oh, right. Of course, yeah. ‘Beach stuff.’ Get the fuck outta here man, you were referencing sex.” Barney laughed and nudged Keiki playfully. “Whoa whoa whoa! My life has been work, making sweet music and occupying my girlfriend.. I have not been avoiding you. I love you, man. I’ll pay more attention to you, I promise.” He continued to laugh, and reached to ruffle the other’s hair.

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fuckingeralddd:

“I know, and we’ve agreed on some things already. Like we want a lil barn thing, small and not this big dramatic thing with hundreds of people we don’t even like. And Alfie’s definitely wearin’ a dress, so I can’t fuckin’ wait,” Gerald said with a little laugh following his words. It may sound silly to some people to have a man excited to see another in a dress, but with Alfie being non-binary and not conforming to the norm of things, you could find him wearing skirts and dresses sometimes and Gerald found him fucking beautiful in them. “I thought you guys were already doing a tour, hence the whole Nashville show and what not,” Gerald asked a little confused. “Well, if it’s workin’ for ya then that’s what matters I suppose. I just don’t want ya gettin’ hurt all over again is all. Consider me a concerned mate, yeah?” he asked and flashed a little grin his way.

“Ah dude, that sounds fucking awesome. Alfie in a dress? I wonder if he’ll wear one of those tight fitting ones? You know the ones that makes your ass look fucking great? Yes, your boy has a firm ass, Gerald.” Barney laughed, nodding hi head as he noted what the other was saying. A small wedding was probably best, and no doubt they’d be paparazzi trying to catch a photograph or too. “Oh! No, man. We put on that show as more of a like.. Practice? Like, I had no idea that our fans still existed, you know? I just wanted to see how many people showed up and to play a fucking awesome show. I’ve a few small gigs booked, but I want to tour properly next summer... it’ll be fucking awesome.” Honestly, it was great that Gerry was looking out for him. Barney always did fall too deep and too hard. “Yeah.. I appreciate that bro. But Rylee seems pretty chill...”