first meeting / icebreaker sentence starters
"Uh, that's my spot."
"Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one."
"Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!"
"Here, take my seat. You look tired."
"Checking in?"
"Can I sit here?"
"May I buy you a drink?"
"I can spot you, if you want."
"How'd you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?"
"Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!"
"Hi, I'm your new roommate."
"I think I found your dog. Is he yours?"
"You look cold, take my jacket."
"Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?"
"You've had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you're really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!"
"So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face."
"Bride or groom?"
"Can you switch seats with me? I can't see!"
"Okay, look, if you're gonna be airsick, aim the other way."
"[Sir/Ma'am], if you don't stop being rude to me, I'm going to give you decaf."
"Don't drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there."
"Hey, is he bothering you?"
"Don't give up your day job."
"...Dude, your fly's down."
"I think you have the wrong number."
"I'm [muse's child]'s teacher."
"[Muse's child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!"
"Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!"
"YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!"
"SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key."
