A Dead Girl's Guide

Maneuvering the afterlife can be tricky, especially when you have to deal with the living.

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A Dead Girl's Guide to Living Life

Welcome to a Dead Girl's Guide to Living. An orientation for the recently reanimated. A guide to all the things you'll need to live your best undead life.

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Let's play a little game 💫

A Dead Girl's Guide to the Afterlife and other quirks of life

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[betawards]

#RihannaFANdemonium

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Vegan Zombie favorite I've been told.

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The McKinlay family was devastated when their family dog Scamp escaped through a fence and got hit by a car on Dec. 3. But the 8-month-old Yorkshire Terrier Shih Tzu puppy surprised his owners the next morning when he was not only awake, but sitting up.

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Jimison concert pic.  Undead Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison rocking it out together for eternity.  This is the only picture that came out clearly.  Or as clear as you can get when you're taking pictures of Spectres.

How can you go wrong with Hendrix and Morrison in the same band?  It was fantastic!

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In my nightmares..

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And a good one!

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I got goosebumps.  Brilliant.

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Chronic’art Magazine

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I went out with this guy once.  Unfortunately like all Zombies he's got a one track mind.

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You never know when the zombie apocalypse will occur, or if a loved one will fall victim.  This Zombie Food Pyramid is a great way to learn how to feed your fallen friend when that time comes.  Remember, a healthy and satisfying diet for them means a longer life for you.  Maybe.  Probably not, but it’s worth a shot.

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I can tell you right now that you'd have to increase the brain servings.  Otherwise you will NOT hear the end of it.  I'd hold off on the bones though.  They don't have the best digestive system, being dead and all.  The bone fragments gives them terrible constipation and you don't want to be the one to clean up after they finally get back to normal, if you know what I mean.

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You have no idea how much I love this song.  It was actually playing on the radio when I died.  Unfortunately some shit ironically called When I Grow Up was playing when I returned to life.  Not the best song to be reanimated to, trust me.  I flew into a rage and almost killed the morgue technician.  Poor guy, he was already terrified enough.

Poppy

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A Dead Girl's Guide To Living

First thing to do is accept that life sucked.  I'm so over all these Undead chicks complaining about how awesome life was.  Um, no it wasn't.  Periods, cramps, acne, GROWING OLD!  How soon we forget how annoying all that shit was.  If you're like me and was struck down in your prime, then be glad!  You get to be the best you forever!  What's to complain about?  Embrace the afterlife baby, because it's all uphill from here.

Poppy