A Dead Girls Blog

This is an evil Elmo Stan acc! Give me your Thyroid! Jkjk . . . . Unless?

[importantdogimages]

[triptrippy]

Delicious and dragons

[danstillcreates]

I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

[bunnie-blogging]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

[pascel]

Design and sketches

[aim-and-ignights]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[orchidame]

[suzieloveships]

Girls literally only want one thing

[pocketkris]

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony

[pocketkris]

[guy who finally drew again voice] yeah the world is beautiful and life is wonderful

[pocketkris]

this was a hit with the artists who havent drawn in a while community

[willgrahamscock]

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

[willgrahamscock]

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

[destinationtoast]

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

[ihni]

[waltnut]

Why does no one talk about how unique monster Asmo is? I'd fuck him tbh-

Good luck!

[adeathoftheflesh]

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE-

[blushingamethyst]

Unpopular opinion,

Too many men are written as “dom daddy” types in fics.

Like be for real, that man would be honored to be your floor mat.

He’s not giving orders, he’s taking them.

Stop being afraid, put on your big boots, and step on that man.

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[werecreature-addicted]

monsterfucker who bags a monster but it's like....not their preferred monster.

Werewolf fucker with a minotaur boyfriend. Blood kink freak dating a merman instead of a vampire.

Imagine Meeting a harpy in discord and roleplaying that they’re kidnapping you and flying you high high away where no one can take you from then and when you meet them in person you find out that you’ve been captured by a goblin. You move on and start e-dating an elf who sucks at using technology but he’s cute and three years later you learn it was the same goblin catfishing you again. You’re pretty sure there aren’t even other monsters out there it’s all just this one goblin catfishing people with pictures of more conventionally attractive monsters.

[weministertomonsters]

This is hilarious! It's just the right balance between annoying and desperate that will have me falling for the stinky lil goblin too. 😭

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[moonxnite]

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*