Dare Me, Scare Me.

Noah. He/Him. 29. Fish

[aim-and-ignights]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[witchrealms]

(x)

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[not100bees]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dear-julien]

@honeythingtwice

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[concretedyke]

im so glad i did this this is fucking awesome

[apolladay]

are you currently in any pain

yes

no

can't tell

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

chronic, injury, stomach ache, slept funny or anything counts

[standing-in-v-formation]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE FRERARD KISS

July 28, 2007

[professional-fartist]

nurse gerard dreamy sigh...

TW BLOOD🩸 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[fall0ut-girl]

Band graffiti in the wild, it's really beautiful to me!

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[winteriine]

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[melodramaticpolka]

hi okay many asks 4 process stuff on the bullets piece!! which means i get 2 be a nerd about glass!! basically flash glass means the color is only on one side, and you can “carve through it.” i sandblast first then go with with a diamond engraver :3

the red and blue are two different sheets pressed 2gether so the clear part of the glass is the front and back! this means one color (in this case, the red, bc i wanted the red to be the dominant shade) is on top, and therefore reversed. the yellow is something called silver stain! that’s where the term “stained glass” actually comes from.. it chemically alters the state of the glass so it turns yellow forever.

here i am gradually engraving the red on the gun 4 demolition lovers :3

here is everything up close without silver stain!! except 4 drowning lessons and early sunsets... which got engraved on the rare yellow flash glass. which was SO ANNOYING bc the flash was sooooo thick...

and here is what sketching looked like! a LOTTTTT of trial and error >_>

this is my favorite thing i have ever made i stare at her every day first thing i see when i wake up. my baby 4ever. i will never stop posting abt it sorryyyy sorry !!!!!! if u have any questions or want to know more about any part of this process my inbox is eternally open 4 business XD

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[flipchild]