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new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
My cat was looking sad so I made it an appreciation post.
I didn't feel like adding this to that one post, so it's here.
I tried adding it but it wouldn't work
I wanted to see it get to this-
"M-M-Mitch?"
Jerome's lips trembled as he held Mitch's frail gray hand
Away from Mitch's body.
What was wrong? Was Mitch upset? Was he mad? Jerome wasn't trying to hurt him, he only wanted to pet him a little, since he looked so sad. But then the hand..
"Mitch? Mitch, oh God, I'm sorry, I'm so, so, sorry, I didn't mean.. Jerome's voice trailed into oblivion into oblivion as he futilely tried fixing the hand. He tried pushing the broken ends into one, tried, placing the two pieces side by side, but nothing was working. Mitch wasn't okay, something was wrong, Mitch was wrong..
Jerome screeched angrily and threw a nearby rag at Mitch, tears burning holes into his eyes. The bloody cloth fell on Mitch's wrist, covering the tear on the limb. Jerome's wrath suddenly ceased and he stared intently at the hand. It looked alright now, no wound to be seen.
"Mitch, look your hand! It's okay, nothing's wrong, everything's okay, right biggums?
"-"
That's rights, and I shouldn't be worrying so much, because I have you, and you have me! We have each other, and that's all that matters, right Mitch?"
"-"
I love you too, Mitch." Jerome pulled the sitting cadaver close in for a hug the stench of rotten eggs enveloping him in its putrid cover. Jerome inhaled it deeply. It was Mitch's scent, and if it was Mitch's anything, he worshipped it. He missed the days when Mitch would smell of cinnamon and spice, but no matter. He'd always love Mitch.
Jerome kneeled down by Mitch's blanketed legs and sighed. "I wanted to stop by and talk Mitch, because I've been scared.. and whenever I'm around you, I'm.. not scared anymore." Jerome buried his face into the soft fleece. "Sky.. and the others, they… they've been looking for you, and they been looking at me. They think I did something with you, but.. I haven't done you any harm. I wouldn't hurt you, never, not in a thousand years? You know I wouldn't hurt you. You.. Do you think I'm crazy Mitch?
"-"
"Mitch? Mitch, please answer me, please!"
"-"
"Mitch!" He screamed, cupping the delicate face in his hands, watching a few rust-colored chips flake away. Jerome tried looking into Mitch's eyes, the amber orbs that always brought him solace, but they weren't there. Only an ugly, rotting, black crevice was where the beautiful eyes should have been.
"Mitch!" He cried out and jostled the body, causing the rag to fall away, and the blanket covering Mitch's lower half to sink, revealing the putrefying aperture. What was once a mesmerizing wound escalated into a rotting mix, stewing and churning into a nauseating smell interrupted by dull bones. Jerome stared at the hand, then the hole, the hand again, until finally resting his gaze on the vermillion heart still traced on Mitch's neck, cracked and faded.
Jerome threw himself into Mitch's cold chest, ringing with a hollow emptiness. He breathed Mitch's name over and over, sobbing, which turned to inhuman screaming and mournful howling.
He cried out into the void, screams unheard, wishes unheeded, all alone in the endless darkness.
How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”
This is actually the cutest thing ever okay
What I’ve been doing for the past 2 hours or more
Eminem made out of M&Ms
i’ve seen everything there is to see in this world
For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply.
The gel, called Drybath, kills germs, moisturizes the skin and exudes a pleasant, light smell, unlike hand sanitizers, according to Marishane’s website, Headboy Industries. [Continue reading.]
Image via Science History and Facts.
love this
Necessity is the mother of invention.
And why hasn’t this blown up yet?
oh
oh yeah
All hail the creeper king
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Oh man that lets play was brilliant, i had to draw something for it aaaaa now we wait in agony for the king gavin lets play
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
A mom in Baldwin, New York RSVP’ed to a small child’s birthday party invitation with a vile anti-gay screed.
Little Sophia turns 7 in a few weeks, so her two dads decided to throw her a party and invite her friends to celebrate. One of those friends is Tommy, whose mom Beth is apparently a rabid homophobe. She returned the invitation with the following response:
"Tommy will NOT attend. I do not beleive [sic] in what you do and will not subject my innocent son to your ‘lifestyle.’ I am sorry Sophia has to grow up this way. If you have an issue or need to speak to me: 516-362-1357.”
Sophia’s dads were understandably furious, so they sent the letter off to local radio station K-98.3, who posted it on Facebook. The station adds that they contacted Beth, who “gave us permission to post her phone number and said anyone who has a problem with what she wrote can call her, too!”
this shit is all over news 12
*cunt punts into another dimension*
I had to doodle a quick Cr1TiKaL thing ‘cause he is amazeballs and really cheered me up this weekend <3
cr1tikal: Mr. President Gameplay and Commentary
this is so embarrassing please burn this website
You are fucking kidding me
aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP
if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years
The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare
i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.
for example: tiger fish
vampire fish
basking shark
snakehead fish
and who can forget old mate ANGLER FISH
even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)
Terrifying
my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go
awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie
wait what—
whAT
hi missus footballfish how was your day??
Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish
hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead
he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group
he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet
look at his lumpy ass head tho.
now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark
what big teeth you have—
oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out
you’re forgetting
the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE
the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon
the goosefish please help me
do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u
I am never stepping foot in water again
Is this the river monsters fandom?
1. Those tigers look thin.
2. Zoos are fucking stupid.
3. Capturing wild animals and using them for human entertainment is a super shitty thing to do.
4. This is not cool.
This is abuse and horrible. Zoos are prisons.
Some zoos only take old animals to where they are given an easy life. Their maintenance is funded by people coming into the zoo.
Those tigers are not thin.
"Zoos are fucking stupid" wow such science you sold me
They weren’t captured for this purpose, they probably weren’t captured at all, it’s called rescuing.
This is cool.
This is not abuse, it’s actually exercise if you think about it.
Zoos are not prisons. Zoos allow us to rescue animals, research them, and protect them from hunters and the dangers that we, as humans, impose on them.
I’m so done with all the shit about zoos on my fucking dash.
Zoos literally save animals every day so why don’t you do your freaking research.
This comment is perfect^
Animals come to zoos as a result of
being born captive
getting injured in the wild and rescued to live a healthy life in captivity
being rescued from black market dealers, private collectors, or the like who decide that they can no longer care for the animals or who had been illegally keeping the animals
being in a breeding program to increase their numbers because the animal is endangered in the wild
If you knew anything about tigers at all, you’d know that they are endangered in the wild due to poaching and hunting. It is of utmost importance that their numbers increase, or they will go extinct within the next fifty years. I don’t know what zoo this is so I don’t know their reputation, but the tigers look healthy, and this tug-of-war is good for them because some animals get stressed in zoos when they are bored. This isn’t solely to entertain zoo guests, it is to give the tigers something fun to do.
Zoos do not snatch animals from the wild without a good reason. If you want to protest animal captivity, go to SeaWorld and protest the orcas being kept there, they are far too large to belong in such cramped spaces and they are solely kept for entertainment.
Thank you and good day.