The Life of Brian

Hello yes this is Brian (he/his). I am a graduate student studying behavioral and cognitive neuroscience in Michigan. Im also a fucking nerd

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Cryptid sighting

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Baby Yaga

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this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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I’m crying.

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LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

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That owl is 30000000% done

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every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

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This gives me great joy

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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

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1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

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THIS IS GOLD

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oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

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When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

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I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

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The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

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I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

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If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

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Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

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“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

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Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

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“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

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I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.

SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson

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PSA

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Grasses in the wind.

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green wheat field with cypress tree, vincent van gogh

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