Adele Douglas

[little-big-illi]

SIX. SIIIIIIX

[adele-douglas-blog]

SIES. SIIIIIIEEEESSSSSSSS!

[little-big-illi]

Douggie, go get me some onions or something oniony... I'm craving onion for some reason? Like really bad. The last time I craved something like this I was- oh crap...

BABE.

BABE, WE HAVE FIVE. WE’D NEED ANOTHER HAND TO COUNT THEM.

BABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

OH CRAP. STEVVIE. I’M ALSO LATE. I’VE BEEN LATE FOR TWO MONTHS. STEVVIE, WHAT IF- OH CRAP. SIX?! SIX?! 

OMG I NEED ONIONS. I NEED TO STRESS SHOVE ONION RINGS INTO MY MOUTH. AND WHILE YOU’RE OUT… PREGGO TEST.

[little-big-illi]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

LET’S NOT FREAK OUT UNTIL WE KNOW FOR SURE. 

BABE. OMG BABE. BABE. BABE. I’VE BEEN HAVING SO MANY WEIRD CRAVINGS AND I’VE PUT ON LIKE FIVE POUNDS HOW DID THIS NOT LINE UP? 

[little-big-illi]

BABE, YOU GOTTA GO DO A TEST JUST IN CASE YOU’RE SICK OR SOMETHING….ILL GO PICK UP SOME ONION RINGS

[adele-douglas-blog]

MY BODY CAN’T TAKE THIS. I JUST POPPED OUT TWO LIKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO. I NEED A BREAK. OMG. 

ONION RINGS AND A PREGGO TEST. WE NEED THIS. NOW. 

[little-big-illi]

Douggie, go get me some onions or something oniony... I'm craving onion for some reason? Like really bad. The last time I craved something like this I was- oh crap...

BABE.

BABE, WE HAVE FIVE. WE’D NEED ANOTHER HAND TO COUNT THEM.

BABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

OH CRAP. STEVVIE. I’M ALSO LATE. I’VE BEEN LATE FOR TWO MONTHS. STEVVIE, WHAT IF- OH CRAP. SIX?! SIX?! 

OMG I NEED ONIONS. I NEED TO STRESS SHOVE ONION RINGS INTO MY MOUTH. AND WHILE YOU’RE OUT… PREGGO TEST.

[little-big-illi]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

LET’S NOT FREAK OUT UNTIL WE KNOW FOR SURE. 

BABE. OMG BABE. BABE. BABE. I’VE BEEN HAVING SO MANY WEIRD CRAVINGS AND I’VE PUT ON LIKE FIVE POUNDS HOW DID THIS NOT LINE UP? 

[little-big-illi]

Douggie, go get me some onions or something oniony... I'm craving onion for some reason? Like really bad. The last time I craved something like this I was- oh crap...

BABE.

BABE, WE HAVE FIVE. WE’D NEED ANOTHER HAND TO COUNT THEM.

BABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

OH CRAP. STEVVIE. I’M ALSO LATE. I’VE BEEN LATE FOR TWO MONTHS. STEVVIE, WHAT IF- OH CRAP. SIX?! SIX?! 

OMG I NEED ONIONS. I NEED TO STRESS SHOVE ONION RINGS INTO MY MOUTH. AND WHILE YOU’RE OUT… PICK UP A PREGGO TEST.

[adele-douglas-blog]

I need onions. I am craving onions. Why am I craving onions? 

[little-big-illi]

DOUGGIE! :D

BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[adele-douglas-blog]

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

[little-big-illi]

MY DARLING, IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST SINCE IVE SEEN YOU……HOW CAN YOU BEAR THE SEPARATION

[adele-douglas-blog]

BABE, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT HOME TODAY AND I WASN’T ABLE TO SEND YOU EMOTICONS AND CUTE MESSAGES ALL DAY. IT WAS TORTURE. 

[little-big-illi]

I KNOW BABE…..I MISSED BEING ABLE TO SEND YOU SASSY SNAPS ABOUT MY COWORKERS…. i did send you a very amusing email filled with cat gifs, though. i didnt forget you. *kisses*

[adele-douglas-blog]

AWWW, BABE. THAT EMAIL WAS THE BEST. NEVER LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME AGAIN. IT WAS SO HARD ON ME. 

[little-big-illi]

DOUGGIE! :D

BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[adele-douglas-blog]

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

[little-big-illi]

MY DARLING, IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST SINCE IVE SEEN YOU……HOW CAN YOU BEAR THE SEPARATION

[adele-douglas-blog]

BABE, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT HOME TODAY AND I WASN’T ABLE TO SEND YOU EMOTICONS AND CUTE MESSAGES ALL DAY. IT WAS TORTURE. 

[little-big-illi]

DOUGGIE! :D

BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[adele-douglas-blog]

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

[adele-douglas-blog]

So that was my day. I’m taking him to the freaking store myself tomorrow. 

STEVVIE I SWEAR.

[little-big-illi]

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

[adele-douglas-blog]

STEVVIE IT’S HOT PINK. ARE YOU GONNA WEAR THAT TO THE SENATE?

I FEEL DIZZY JUST LOOKING AT IT

[little-big-illi]

CMON, BABE, THE NEWSPAPER COLUMNS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE DULL…..THIS SHOULD SPICE THINGS UP. IMAGINE WHAT SEWARD’LL HAVE TO WEAR TO ONE-UP THIS.

[adele-douglas-blog]

….You know that if you do this, Charles is going to start wearing his pastel suits, right?

*whispers* pastel green and pink plaid

[little-big-illi]

Yes, and he’ll make a FOOL of himself. outlandish garb is par the course for me, but i always love to see my dear, beloved nephew looking like a doofus..

[adele-douglas-blog]

....I know you have a green neon cravat to go with that. Where did it go?

[adele-douglas-blog]

So that was my day. I’m taking him to the freaking store myself tomorrow. 

STEVVIE I SWEAR.

[little-big-illi]

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

[adele-douglas-blog]

STEVVIE IT’S HOT PINK. ARE YOU GONNA WEAR THAT TO THE SENATE?

I FEEL DIZZY JUST LOOKING AT IT

[little-big-illi]

CMON, BABE, THE NEWSPAPER COLUMNS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE DULL…..THIS SHOULD SPICE THINGS UP. IMAGINE WHAT SEWARD’LL HAVE TO WEAR TO ONE-UP THIS.

[adele-douglas-blog]

....You know that if you do this, Charles is going to start wearing his pastel suits, right?

*whispers* pastel green and pink plaid

[adele-douglas-blog]

So that was my day. I’m taking him to the freaking store myself tomorrow. 

STEVVIE I SWEAR.

[little-big-illi]

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

[adele-douglas-blog]

STEVVIE IT’S HOT PINK. ARE YOU GONNA WEAR THAT TO THE SENATE?

I FEEL DIZZY JUST LOOKING AT IT

[adele-douglas-blog]

So that was my day. I’m taking him to the freaking store myself tomorrow. 

STEVVIE I SWEAR.

[adele-douglas-blog]

Ok… I’m going to try to do this again… I’m sending Stevvie out to get a nice black suit. Please, don’t fail me now…

[little-big-illi]

BABE U THOUGHT

[adele-douglas-blog]

NO. NO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?

[little-big-illi]

YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT PINK IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

[adele-douglas-blog]

NOOOOOOOOO.

[adele-douglas-blog]

Ok… I’m going to try to do this again… I’m sending Stevvie out to get a nice black suit. Please, don’t fail me now…

[little-big-illi]

BABE U THOUGHT

[adele-douglas-blog]

NO. NO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?

[adele-douglas-blog]

Ok... I’m going to try to do this again... I’m sending Stevvie out to get a nice black suit. Please, don’t fail me now...

[lizzywhimsy]

So… I just figured… Stephen Douglas and this suit, were a perfect fit. 

@privatepenne knows what I’m talking about lol

[fauvester]

GOD

[little-big-illi]

Daaaaaamn, look at me!

[adele-douglas-blog]

I’m never sending you clothes shopping on your own again…

[little-big-illi]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, BABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

BABE. I GAVE YOU MONEY TO GET A SIMPLE BLACK SUIT. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? THIS ASSAULTS MY EYES.

[little-big-illi]

BABE, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE TAMED….I NEED TO SHOW UP SEWARD

[adele-douglas-blog]

HONEY… BABE…. BABOO… I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR A SUIT TO WEAR TO A BLACK TIE WEDDING. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE. BABE. WHERE IS THE RECEIPT?

[little-big-illi]

Cmon, like youve never made a weird impulse purchase……at least I didn’t get a Slap Chop when I did.

[adele-douglas-blog]

Name one purchase I’ve made like this? that’s this garish? Go ahead. I dare you. try.

[lizzywhimsy]

So… I just figured… Stephen Douglas and this suit, were a perfect fit. 

@privatepenne knows what I’m talking about lol

[fauvester]

GOD

[little-big-illi]

Daaaaaamn, look at me!

[adele-douglas-blog]

I’m never sending you clothes shopping on your own again…

[little-big-illi]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, BABE

[adele-douglas-blog]

BABE. I GAVE YOU MONEY TO GET A SIMPLE BLACK SUIT. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? THIS ASSAULTS MY EYES.

[little-big-illi]

BABE, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE TAMED….I NEED TO SHOW UP SEWARD

[adele-douglas-blog]

HONEY... BABE.... BABOO... I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR A SUIT TO WEAR TO A BLACK TIE WEDDING. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE. BABE. WHERE IS THE RECEIPT?