silver blue and frozen silence

clarisse ~ 29 ~ they/them ~ follow for phineas and ferb autism

[nyancrimew]

mutuals do this

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

btw I say 7 months which is true but the last chapter only took me 5 days because I finally started writing daily for once. apparently that's a thing you can do

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

You may think writing about an episode of a show that's already made and clearly plotted out for you wouldn't take long at all. No. Seven months

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

doof said "who's diabolical?" one (1) time after he told a whale in his terrible version of whale song that it's fat and has barnacle breath and the people who make pnf merch were like oh my god... that's his catchphrase... we should put this line on every piece of doof merch for the next 17 years

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

I just saw a car that had a bumper sticker that said “mothman is real and he stole my catalytic converter” and another one that was the hitchhiker’s guide thumbs up logo and then on the side they had a sticker of the little brother from over the garden wall hugging a frog. I just know this person is on here somewhere

[bobbole]

Masao Maeda, Black Cat

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

ok but this shirt is so cool

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

Haters are jealous of my swag and how epic I look

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

I just saw a post on the disneyland subreddit where someone said they were on mr toad's wild ride and they had to stop the ride because somebody dumped ashes (an unfortunately common occurrence at disneyland) and I just have to say. it's terrible that someone would dump their loved one's ashes and have them vacuumed up by a custodian, because imagine that being what happens to your body after you die. but the fact that it happened on that particular ride is so funny. I can only imagine the reason they chose that ride was because they wanted to send them to hell

[memewhore]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

honestly looking back at my chipmunks special interest phase pisses me off because I can't believe no one in my life considered that I might be autistic because of it. that was textbook fucking autism. no neurotypical kid likes a media franchise to that degree. if I were a boy who loved trains or something in the exact same level of obsession I would've at least gotten tested for sure

[were--ralph]

In the tags, what was your "embarrassing phase"?