FIC MASTERLIST
Because I worry about losing track of them
Very First Perryshmirtz wedding drabble (Rated G, a comedy of errors)
Heinz in the Virgin Killer sweater (Rated M, but very nearly explicit)
Save a horse ride a platypus (Rated E, straight-up sex, Human Perry)
We love an Oh moment (Rated G, Perry realizes something literally everyone else figured out forever ago)
Outline of Seeing Double (Rated G, Perry gets hit with the Molecular Separator)
Body Worship drabble (Rated E, yeah what it says on the tin.)
Mind Control (Rated E, set during Remains of the Platypus, the butler inator, implied non con.)
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Rated E, hunger as a form of love, very small breeding kink at the end)
Found you (Rated G, non graphic descriptions of injury. Heinz got into a spot of trouble, and Perry welcomes him home.)
When We Didn't Get Along (Rated G, POV outsider, what the Flynn-Fletcher sees during the infamous Panda related breakup)
I Hurt You (Rated G, second part of the breakup arc series)
Wedding Adventure (Rated T, Perryshmirtz rewrite of Candace's Big Day with human perry. Part 1)
Doof in Perry's shirt (Rated M, highly suggestive)
It'd be weirder if they didn't, right? (Rated T, social media AU) Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, part 4
Wet Shirt Train (Rated T, slightly suggestive, flustered Heinz)
Momentum (Rated T, Outsider POV, OWCA Files)
Hairy (Rated E, Body Worship)
First Impressions (Rated G, MML/PNF Crossover)
Missing You (Rated T, MML/PNF Crossover)
I Fell For You (Rated T, introspective)
Soap Opera (Rated G, introspective)
Happy Accident (Rated G, poll based fic, another Chio banger)
Same Day Delivery (Rated T, shipping inator)
Slippers (Rated G, peter the landa mentioned)
May I Touch You? (Rated M, my absolute FAVOURITE Chio art work so far, Absolutely obsessed)
Disarmed (Rated E, its yeah. Its smut)
SIKE! GET LOVED IDIOT! (Rated G, chibiverseplat perry, fix it fic)
Early Days (Rated G, non graphic depiction of Injuries)
Sugar, we're going down swingin' (Rated T, Angst, ambiguous ending)
Pushing All My Buttons (Rated M, steamy angry frotting on the stairs)
Bring Me A Dream (Rated G, lazy kissing)
Forbidden Fruit (Rated M, kisses in secrecy)
Domestic (Rated T, Doof 101)
Pop Shop (Rated T, pre-slash sorta)
His man (Rated G, inspired by shippy Perryshmirtz disney t-shirt merch)
I'm gonna need some collateral if you're borrowing Ferb (Rates G, also inspired by Disney merch, just the Flynn-Fletcher siblings one shot crackfic)
A New Perspective (Rated G, reverse POV of the Perryshmirtz Wedding Drabble [1])
Technically Legal (and not at all a crime) Rated G, chibiverse Perryshmirtz, spoilers for S3 chibiverse, oh no now theres two. Ambiguously established Perryshmirtz
The Rizzler (Rated M, speaking Perry, Inator mishap)
Selfish (Rated M, for non-graphic violence and implications of torture, established relationship)
Intricate Rituals (Rated M-E, non graphic violence and sex, pre-slash)
Reckless (Part 1)
Leftovers (Rated G, Accidental confession)
Tactile (Rated T, Making out)
Stay (Rated E, codependency)
Midas (Rated M, greasy Heinz)
Still (Rated G, Established relationship)
That Kid is not my son (Rated G, introspective lore)
Middle Aged (Rated T, takes place in the When Glass Shatters universe)
He'd asked for it (Rated M, established relationship)
Posted on my AO3
Coffee Stains and Creaky Floorboards (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)
You snuck your way right into my heart (Rate T, no archive warnings apply)
You Must Be New (Rated T, Graphic Depictions of Violence):
Don't Need a Dictionary- (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)
Don't Leave Me Here Alone (Rated E, No archive warnings apply)
Lunch Break (Rated M, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Cupid, Cupid Shot Me 5 Times in the Heart (Rated T, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Merry Fuckin' Christmas (Rated M, No Archive Warnings Apply) [SECRET SANTA]
Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore (Rated E, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Stake-Out (Stake-In) (Rated E, No Archive Warning Apply) (Spoilers for PnF s5)
Tit for Tat (Rated T, Established Relationship, No archive warnings apply.)
Wedding Adventure (Rated G-T, Series, established relationship, No archive warnings apply)
Midas (Rated M, Established relationship, No archive warnings apply)
MY HUMAN AU LORE POSTS
Human Perry Lore [Part 1] [part 2]
Human Sergei Lore
Human Pinky Lore
Human Diogee [Part 1] [Part 2]
Human Hamster [Part 1]
MY DWAMPYVERSE ACROSS THE 2ND DIMENSION AU
Timeline
Milo Murphy's Law
Hamster and Gretel
The Uprising
Related Asks
Diogee 2D
LINKS AND POSTS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME (AND ALSO MY FOLLOWERS AND MUTUALS)
1. Leaked, possibly now deleted song from CSG of Heinz wanting to be a Good Guy
2. Talk to Him, Extended and with Different Lyrics
3. Perry's technically a clone possibly
4. Free link to Agent P's Guide to Fighting Evil
5. Phineas and Ferb Canon Bible (first pitch, design leaks and the Canon bible itself)
6. List of Perry saving Doof
GAMES I MADE
PNF Cast Wordsearch
PNF Cast Wordsearch But Niche
Dwampyverse crossword
Psst: if you manage to complete the Dwampyverse crossword without looking anything up, drop a prompt and I'll try to complete it for you, open to *any* Dwampyverse.
LIST OF PIRATE ACCESS
Google drive by twt user @/Jay97006362
@/kiseza sharing wepix
Everything PNF by @juniorsailmakermattcruse
