My Gosh Darn Best

Basically everything I post is queued. If you want a very steady solid stream of liberal adhd trash, I’m your blog. Also I’m 26 non-binary (they/them) bisexual, pagan af

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[aceofblades222]

This is so so incredibly important

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[the-seelie-court-official]

free therapist advice (aka a thing a therapist told me when i was 14 that i've been clinging to like a lifeline ever since):

if you cannot understand someone's thought process, simply take solace in the fact that you are nothing like them and stop trying to figure them out

[the-seelie-court-official]

father that disappeared? i'd never make those choices, im glad i'm a better person than him, i'm gonna watch tv

shitty coworker that votes republican? wow im so glad i'm not angry at everything all the time like them, that sounds exhausting, i'm gonna knit

that shitty ex that's still obsessed 6 years later?? wow what a weirdo, so glad i cant relate, im gonna have dinner now

[von-leg]

Based off this tweet and some of the replies lmfao.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[insertusernameici]

[unicornempire]

I love that Leverage really goes out of it’s way to show us that just because you break the ‘rules’, it doesn’t mean you’re breaking the rules. Rules and laws and society are all made up, at the end of the day, and all you really have is your own moral compass and sense of justice; is this just to you? Is it right? Should it be OK for companies to put people in insurmountable debt for the rest of their lives just because our medical care is so expensive in this modern day and age? No law or rule should change what you know in your heart is right and wrong, and I think that’s the key thing that makes someone a good person in my eyes.

[theheroheart]

#there was a time when parker wouldn’t have noticed, #not because she lacked the capacity to care, #but because she had narrowed herself, #to stay alive she cut off as many unnecessary things as possible, #watching her get them all back, #is one of the glories of this show (via @seananmcguire)

[jack-the-bear]

Leverage hands down has the best character development I’ve ever seen.

[lets-go-steal-an-ot3]

This scene hit me like a brick. My parents were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt when I was 16 bc I’d had cancer the year before (my treatment ended up being free but the initial ER bills and such were not).

But somewhere along the line they just… Disappeared. My mom says they’re not being paid and they’re not in collections. It’s almost as if someone out there did…exactly what Parker did.

Ever since I saw this the first time, I’ve imagined it was Parker doing it. That she and Hardison had a free weekend and decided to take it out on a collections agency. That I was one of the lucky ones who got a little Leverage.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Okay but like yeah, that is actually a thing that happens, albeit not exactly like this. I don’t remember the exact process but basically there’s a booming industry to sell peoples debt - the business you owe money to sells it to someone else for a fraction of the money owed, wipes their hands of the whole affair, and now whoever bought your debt is riding your ass to get you to give the money to the. But it’s also entirely possible for people to just… buy up massive amounts of debt for pennies on the dollar, and then just. Forgive it. Because capitalism is a living nightmare, but the system is broken enough that it’s possible to exploit it for good sometimes.

Like, the main reason I know about this is because John Oliver did a piece on debt buying a few years ago, and ended it by revealing that he’d bought 15 million dollars worth of medical debt just so he could forgive all of it. Both to expose how broken the system was because some random fucker like him could buy millions of dollars in peoples debt with zero regulations, and also just to take the record for biggest TV giveaway in history.

[mikkeneko]

A charity where you can do this, right here.

Be Parker! Be somebody else’s Leverage!

[melyzard]

Reblogging for the website.

[nianeyna]

yes! if you want to help with the medical debt crisis in the US and have some extra money please donate to RIP Medical Debt if you can. They’re completely legit and really do what they say - you really CAN relieve an incredible amount of debt for the needy with even a small donation. I’m a monthly donor and receive a quarterly report of the debt they’ve abolished, and it truly is amazing. Based on those reports the average amount of debt abolished per person is actually I would say about $600 - which means, if you’re doing the math, that with a $6 donation to RIP Medical Debt, you can potentially pull one person out of a poverty spiral - maybe even one family. For six dollars. that’s a pretty good deal, I think.

[bethanyactually]

RIP Medical Debt is now called Undue Medical Debt!

Undue Medical Debt Homepage

Undue Medical Debt makes it easy for donors to make an impactful difference in the lives of those struggling with medical debt.

[leresq]

WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

[milfuetoast]

This is actually such a huge thing for an actor to do. Like we know he is wonderful and correct about this and not afraid to say so but when was the last time an actor this famous called for a boycott of a series this popular on a network THIS BIG.

[lukeofe]

Some of you may not want to hear this, but sometimes autism accommodation means giving that socially awkward person who said something that came off as passive aggressive or uncomfortable the benefit of the doubt. Not everyone is capable of reading social rules and cues effectively, I thought this was autism 101.

[marzipanandminutiae]

you can always ask for clarification or (NICELY) explain how it came off to you, remember!

I have an autistic coworker who used to say really uncomfortable things to museum guests while making small talk. like bringing up active, controversial revolutions in their countries if they were international, and such. finally, after a group of Hawaiian guys got visibly angry when he asked if they were "in the military or just rich" to be able to live there- meant to be a cost of living joke -I said, "hey, personally, I try not to talk politics with guests. sometimes it may upset them and we don't get paid enough to deal with that"

he looked thoughtful and said, "oh, I never considered it that way." turns out he was just a geopolitics nerd and didn't realize people might react emotionally to what he saw as a purely intellectual discussion

he hasn't done it since

[wifegideonnav]

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

[ruttotohtori]

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

[vieraantunutkurpitsa]

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

[neekkis]

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri? 

[ruttotohtori]

Eli siis niinku

?

[tulitie]

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

[ruttotohtori]

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

[neekkis]

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota. 

[imaginarymagnitude-deactivated2]

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

[neekkis]

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur. 

[kristalliankka]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

[ruttotohtori]

[tulitie]

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

[ruttotohtori]

[neekkis]

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

break the barriers guise

[suomalainenpotilas]

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

[kinahmi]

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

[therandommeerkat]

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

[ruttotohtori]

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

[ruttotohtori]

ja noiki viel

[neekkis]

Oho. 

[tulitie]

[ruttotohtori]

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

[animehinttari]

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

[utafumi]

Eih

[that-one-tall-dorky-dude]

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!” 

[lusiferi]

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

[tappakaamut-blog]

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

[ruttotohtori]

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

[itsensakaljastaja]

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

[suomalainenpotilas]

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

[ruisleipajuusto]

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

[kodittomatsammakot]

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

[fineleideeh]

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

[neekkis]

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

[kodittomatsammakot]

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

[fineleideeh]

????????????

[kodittomatsammakot]

holy shit se on hieno

[ruttotohtori]

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

[godyoutalkpretty]

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

[ravingdionysius]

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

[theotherjax]

@junemermaid fyi

[gayharoldfinch]

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

[nettisivustakatsoja]

The text is even wilder.

[suomalainenpotilas]

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen 

[calibanmorgan]

@carpedm87

[lunarwings]

@dem0ness pls explain

[dem0ness]

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

[suidesuchan]

@varahai toivottavasti pitkä versio ei haittaa

[varahai]

Syvimmät kiitokseni!

[ruttotohtori]

Ens kesäkuussa käänteiskentaurin 10v synttärit……

[anxious-possum]

I do not understand anything from the text but I’m okay with it and I agree wholeheartedly

[ruttotohtori]

👍

[kulttuuriperinto]

Tämä postaus on lisätty Suomitumpun aineettoman kulttuuriperinnön luetteloon.

[mephistopheles]

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[cosmogyros]

[blasphemlm]

Oda might be a weirdo who created a fantasy world where the average adult human woman has back breaking breasts and a waist the circumference of my wrist until the ripe old age of 45 upon which they morph into another person entirely (trust that I will be meeting him in person to fist fight about this) but at least he's given them rather compelling character premises.

Thief who sold herself to her mother's killer for the mere possibility to save the rest of her town. COMPELLING.

Creepy bookworm assassin on the run because she lived through a genocide as a child. Fascinating.

Princess undercover as a mercenary to save her country and called a good fit for the throne not because of her white knuckled devotion to her people, but because she knows how to turn the other cheek. Suffering.

Most eldest daughter ever who thinks she should pay for the crimes she committed to stay alive and is right. Ough.

Former slave turned queen who uses her desirability as a means of control and falls for the first man who doesn't want her body. Devastating.

Like there's so many more but c'mon these are so compelling I want to chew rocks. One day I will liberate these women from Oda's wretched pen.

[wigglesdtuff]

🌈✌️💖

[pennywords]

X

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[angremlin]

They searched his belongings twice on body cameras, drove away, turned off their body cams for a bit and arrived several minutes later than the other cars leaving the scene at the same time, turned the cameras back on and searched the backpack a THIRD time and suddenly there was a gun and a manifesto they just didn't notice in two previous searches. Their case is insane.

[transhuman-priestess]

the way teenagers are treated these days is wild. when i was a teenager we were all watching porn, jerking off, and going to horror movies with 3000 gallons of blood. Nowadays they make kids get a permission slip to watch anything darker than Barney the Dinosaur. Insane.

[transhuman-priestess]

Every year we infantilize teenagers more and more and act surprised when they grow up to be terrified, angry, emotionally stunted adults.

[genderkoolaid]

& then for some reason people fixate more on "ugh these teenagers just want to be treated like babies!!! teenagers are to blame for the rise in puritanism!!!!!" than how this is a very obvious example of ageism and the increased control over a socially vulnerable and exploited group

[absolxguardian]

I think a commonly overlooked part of this coddling is that it teaches kids and teenagers to be afraid of things they don't need to be afraid of, which is exactly how they end up as "puriteens". I remember as a child being terrified to change the channel on the tv because I had ended up with the impression that seeing even seconds of an R rated movie or tv show would give me nightmares. And then as a tween every time I saw swearing I felt sick to my stomach because I had been taught such a thing is bad and harmful. I think I would have suffered less if I hadn't been raised with everyone around me acting like mature media was so bad. By the time I was a teenager I had figured out this was bunk, but understandably a lot of people don't. By making this whole system worse and stronger you have teens who have been told that seeing explicit or dark media Will Harm Them, and so they act in ways that would be appropriate if it really was the info-hazard it's implied to be.

[headspace-hotel]

^^ never heard anybody specifically talk about this but yeah. parents acting like sexual or any "dark" content in a story or show was going to put bad things in my head that were going to be there permanently just gave me a deeply distressing sort of contamination anxiety