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[wendiana99]

This just makes me happy.

[lesbiabraxas]

check out Haruomi Hosono’s “Watering a Flower.” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer

[lesbiabraxas]

rave reviews

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pukicho]

tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp

[tictacfromdiscord]

tickle tickle tickle!

[pukicho]

[destiny-islanders]

Tfw ur the Crystal Exarch trying to summon the Hero Of All Things across space and time to save the universe but u keep getting random members of their Squad instead :/

[homme-parfait]

[kirschetein]

And where are the rest of you? …Up your a*s!

[musclecorps]

[imperial-everything]

Joss Mooney for We Are All Smith

[musclecorps]

Nick Bayne

[swagpaws]

i saw this tiktok and could literally only think of @portaltwo

[musclecorps]

Badass

[sappyassmemes]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[the-modern-typewriter]

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

[spacey--ace]

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

[mmhmmhim]

[handsaniti]

This needed to be a book a decade ago.

[musclecorps]

[musclecorps]

Nick Bayne