You know how most Imposter AUs have the Creator being recognized and assisted by the loner characters (Kaeya, Xiao, Diluc, Kazuha, etc) while the leader characters (Jean, Sara, Ningguang, etc) order their subordinates to hunt you down, thinking that the Creator is an Imposter?
What if the reverse happens?
Once the Creator lands in Teyvat, they are immediately scooped up by (for example) the Knights. Jean publicly welcomes the Creator to Mondstadt. In the shadows, Kaeya, Diluc, and Rosaria are furious that an Imposter has somehow managed to bewitch their Acting Grand Master, and decides to assassinate you to “open Jean’s eyes.”
Later, you walk into Dawn Winery, courtesy of an invitation for dinner from Diluc. It doesn’t take long for you to realize that none of the house staff are present, but by then, the three have already taken action.
Whether it’s poison or they decide to run you through with their weapons, whether you live because of your Creator powers or die, Jean will be absolutely livid that such an act was committed on the Creator. She’ll publicly denounce the assassination and order a manhunt to bring the traitors of the Creator to justice. Meanwhile, the three are stunned that the Imposter’s trickery is still being upheld, and resolve to work even harder from the shadows to break Jean free from the curse.
I can imagine that, if you somehow survive the assassination attempt, Jean will order the Knights and those loyal to you to protect you with all their might. Imagine Kaeya trying to sneak back into Mondstadt to stab you in the back, sees you walking around the city with like, every Mondstadt shield skill on you at once, and nopes out.
If this was Liyue, Ningguang will literally box you in with her Jade Screens, with Zhongli just leaving behind a trial of pillars wherever you walk, so that even the mightiest of plunge attacks from Xiao and the swiftest arrows from Childe just bounces off of the shields. Keqing always walks behind you with her skill ready to activate at any time to teleport in and protect you, although it is quite tiring to hold her arms up like that all the time.
In Inazuma, Sara Kujou becomes an attack helicopter, flying in the sky, ready to shoot down anyone who slightly resembles Kazuha that approaches you. The army that once oppressed Vision users now serve to protect; constantly monitoring the whereabouts of those who tried to kill you.
Eventually, things get cleared up, and the Creator gladly thanks their protectors for their efforts, while being silently relieved that they won’t have to be shadowed all the time anymore.
my last sagau post got pretty popular ( for some reason ?? ) so now i've decided to give whoever's interested a glance at what my imposter! sagau would be like. ( btw sorry if any of the mentioned characters are ooc this is like the third time i've written for genshin 🗿 )
edit :: if you want more content from this little au, feel free to check this little drabble i wrote out !!
𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗨, 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗘𝗣𝗧 ...
☀︎︎ the "creator" ( at least, they claim to be ) is but a child: a spoiled brat who throws tantrums when they don't have their way and laughs at the agony of others. they don't share, only wanting to keep the best for themself, and if they are displeased by any of their toys, then will tear them apart and scream as the stuffing falls to the floor like freshly fallen snow.
☀︎︎ the "imposter" ( once again, a claim made by the so-called "creator" themself ) is also but a child, except this one is too kind and oblivious for their own good. they're not stupid - they KNOW that these people all want their head on a stick - but for every chase, for every attack thrown their way, their smile ( which also proudly shows that they're missing a single tooth ) never falters.
☀︎︎ the "creator" - who is dressed in only the finest of silks and fabrics - is enraged at word of an "imposter" going around and "ruining" their face and name, so they make a decree: find the "imposter", kill them, and the hunter will be rewarded with whatever they can imagine and even beyond that.
fun fact: the archons all know that decree is a lie, because they know that their "creator" is far from kind.
☀︎︎ the "imposter" - dressed in your average, everyday clothes with colorful bandaids covering almost every visible part of their body - is more confused than anything. people yell at them; snarl at them when they think they can't hear, and they don't understand why. their confusion only grows when they hear this so-called "creator's" decree. why do they want them dead so bad?
☀︎︎ and then there's everybody else, who's caught up in the "creator's" mess. at first, they, too, were full of rage. how DARE this ignorant child take their god's face and name and wear it around as they please with not a care in the world?
☀︎︎ but then the "hunt" actually begins, and suddenly beliefs in their "creator" start to dwindle, and all because this "imposter" is far too compassionate for them to understand how their intentions could possibly be perceived as "evil".
jean is one of the first to encounter this "imposter", and at first she's initially surprised at how ... innocent they look? for a moment, she watches in surprise as this child who looks so much like her dear "god" interacts with the usually aggressive slimes. their laugh is so vibrant and full of warmth, and their touches are gentle as they pet the colorful blobs that come up to them. what surprises jean even more, though, is when she makes herself known as a threat, the slimes are quick to defend the "imposter": surroundings them in a protective wall and glaring at jean with a ferocity that DARES her to draw her blade. in that time, she believes that the "imposter" will sick the small blobs on her, but they don't. instead, they smile and tilt their head, looking both confused and curious at the same time.
xiao is next. he goes for the kill almost instantly once he sees the "imposter" wandering the streets he watches over, but the moment he does, a tree branch suddenly comes out of nowhere and straight up just whacks him on the forehead, making him stumble back in pain whilst also drawing attention to him from the "imposter". he goes to growl, to threaten them for taking his "god's" face and name, but all words almost instantly die on his tongue when they kneel down next to him and place a blue bandaid against his forehead. the shock of their action is enough to make him freeze, and he suddenly feels his throat go dry when the "imposter" grins and asks him if he's okay.
and then there's the electro archon herself, whose rage is almost enough to ignite a thousand suns. she goes to fight the "imposter" - to put an end to this hunt once and for all - but then accidents happen, she's trapped under something heavy and water is filling the room fast until bubbles of oxygen are escaping her lips as she tries to free herself. and then that's when it happens: the "imposter" comes down and helps her out, nearly risking their own life in the process, and for some reason - rather than just leaving them to perish - she returns the favor and helps them out of the water too.
"why did you save me?" ei asks, her eyes focusing in on this 'imposter' with a heavy glare brimming with suspicion.
to her surprise, though, rather than being intimidated, the 'imposter' merely grins and answers, "because it was the right thing to do." they tilt their head to the side curiously. "isn't that why you saved me?"
ei stays silent, too busy to even hear the 'imposter's question as she stares at the way the sun rises behind them, giving them a heavenly glow that feels so much like 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 despite their messy appearance gained from being chased around all of teyvat.
( would it be strange to say that this 'imposter's smile was a lot more comforting than the one her 'creator' ever gave anyone since their reign began? )
Notes: Hiii it's my first time writing & posting a fanfic so sorry in advance if she's not "in-character" since there's still a lot of unknown info abt her and so this is my interpretation of her and if there's no coherent plot in this bc I wrote this at 3 am while suffering from toothache 😭😭😭 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHSHA anyways, I saw a bunch of Yan!Tsaritsa fanfics here on tumblr and decided to hop on the train ASFGHKGJLUPM there's just something hot about the way genshin writers wrote her like- damn shawty if u ever need a chair I'm right here my queen also I named her Czarina cuz y not :DDD also if you find any mistakes pls feel free to correct me tysm!!!
Night's Wonders (Gender neutral reader x Yandere Tsaritsa)
—In which The Tsaritsa tries to pinpoint the reason and the start of her eternal love, or rather, the everlasting obsession she feels towards you.
Warning; Yandere Tsaritsa, Implications of kidnapping
It didn't matter when or where it started. All the god knew was that she was in love, or if what she feels can still be called love.
"Your eyes are so beautiful…"
Perhaps that's where it all started.
That damned sentence was what made her fall, and fall hard she did.
For despite the fact that her eyes were ones of a cold-blooded murderer, a certain someone still managed to find beauty in its depths colder than the harshest winters this world has ever faced.
"I will always be here if you ever need me, Czarina."
Or maybe this phrase is the one that started it all?
The assurance that she'll always have the warmest of embrace to rely on did wonders to her lonely mind, extensively holding on to the promise of everlasting tranquility and warmth in the hands of the woman's companion.
"I love you, Czarina."
Ah.
But this might be where it all started spiralling downwards?
The day her companion realized the affections they held towards the God of Cryo. Strange, but for some reason, it comforts the god that her beloved fell in love with Czarina herself, and not the mask of the archon she walks around with.
It brings her joy and warmth knowing she can be relaxed and tranquil without any worries beside the one she holds dear the most.
"I'm sorry Czarina, but I have to go…"
What?
She was leaving her.
She was leaving her behind, after promising to always be there for the god. Had they been a liar? Did the woman do something wrong to deserve such a harsh punishment?! Tell her! Tell her what it is that made you so upset to warrant a farewell?!
No. She can't— she won't let this happen!
"You belong here in Snezhnaya with me, my love. There is no changing that fact."
That's what she said to you the day of your supposed departure.
Because that's the truth. Your only rightful place is by her side, ruling all over Snezhnaya, and soon, all over Celestia.
She can't help it if your voice, more enchanting than that of a songstress, is the one that silenced the embroiled turbulence in her mind,
How your eyes, brighter than the stars glimmering above, look at her in nothing but pure kindness and adoration,
Or how your touch, warmer than the spring sun, soothes the turmoils and battles of her frosted heart.
And now, as she looks at your peaceful visage in slumber, she mused…
"When did it all start?"
But that is a query to ponder for another day. For now, the Tsaritsa will enjoy the quiet respite offered by the blanket of the night…
Before she inevitably goes back to facing the harsh and complicated reality of what she took away from her darling lover.
"Czarina?"
"Shhh… Go back to sleep, my dear…"
"O-Okay… Good night Czarina."
"I love you, (Y/N)."
However, at the end of the day, The Tsaritsa believes that everything's worth it and fair when it comes to them, her love, her warmth, and her sunlight.
May I request headcanons of a teen!reader who basically acts like fetch(Fazbear frights) is their baby, like holding him in their arms all the time and babying him so much and just being super sweet to him.
Greg: "Here, [y/n]. Take him as far away as you can and never ask for-"
You: "You're giving me a puppy???? Oh he's so cute!!"
Greg: "..no he's a monster. He killed my crush and put my uncle in the hospital!"
You, holding up Fetch proudly: "Some crimes can be forgiven :)"
That's literally how you came into possession of Fetch after one too many bad incidents with Greg. He just pawned him off to you in hopes you destroy him since it didn’t work when he tried to.
Going against all his wishes you take the dog animatronic home and treat him like a real one, holding him all the time and hugging him.
You clean off the dirt and fix the damage Greg did to him, cooing all the while and calling him the “goodest boy”.
Fetch is..pleasantly surprised by your kindness.
It's refreshing since he's so used to being screamed at or ignored simply for following his programming.
Ofc he's gonna protect you with his life if he finds out anyone has been mean to you.
He texts you a lot, adding :) to the end of most of his messages (as genuine happiness).
His sensors allow him to experience the joy of belly rubs and ear scritches (which you provide for him daily).
He’s loyal to you for eternity. All he asks for return is love and affection.
Btw has y/n and t/n ever tried to pet any of the creatures? Like slimes or such
Pure Forms of Elemental Energy Make Perfect Pillows
Warnings: twin god au, fluff, cult behaviors, disney princess au
Teyvat's god (gods now) were the most powerful beings in all of the countless constellations that adorned the sky, they had power over it all. A dangerous combination of combat and intellectual wit, one wrong move to get on their bad side could result in disasterous effects on both your psyche and physical form.
So surely it was unbecoming for the two powerful gods to be crouched behind a random bush in Liyue, muttering quietly to each other while staring at some unsuspecting group of slimes.
"We could've at least brought somebody with us so we don't get hurt." T/n muttered, though there was an unmistakable glow in their eyes as they stared at the slimes.
You rolled your eyes with a nonchalant grin, "They're slimes we just gotta kick 'em or something and we're all good."
Though you were a tad bit worried as these slimes were probably an absurdly high level. There wasn't a level above their heads but you knew that you'd seen Lv. 90 slimes cruising around Inazuma.
At least it'd be fairly easy to outrun them.
"There." T/n gasped, "Its out of the ground, let's hurry!"
"Wait." You put a hand on them to keep them from springing out, "On the count of three," You whispered, your eyes trained on the unsuspecting dendro slime.
"1...2...3."
You swiftly hopped out, the slimes jumped at your sudden appearance but you and your twin grabbed onto the one you had set your eyes on. You grabbed onto it, your twin holding onto it as well in case it escaped.
...but it didn't struggle.
It merely stared up at you, smiling with its eyes, and then nuzzled more into your arms.
"What?" You and your twin said at the same time, staring at the slime in your arms dumbfounded.
Another slime bounced over to the two of you, and you tensed up, expecting it to attack (you'd seen those fuckers do triple digits and your hp bar was probably less than 100 knowing your luck). However, the little thing merely squeezed itself onto T/n's lap, making itself comfortable.
T/n stared down at it with wonder and shock sparkling in their eyes. Hesitantly, they let go of the slime in your arms and gently pet the slime on their lap.
It bounced up into their hand, rubbing against it.
"Aww," T/n giggled out.
You smiled in awe at how docile these slimes were. They let you pet them with no complaints, in fact, the rest of their little group came up to you with hopeful eyes.
"Uh," T/n chuckled, "Do you guys want to be pet as well?"
That's when the slimes pounced on you two, fighting for room on the both of your laps. Your hands were occupied by two adorable dendro slimes.
The hilichurls nearby seem to have also noticed you and T/n, now with a pack of slimes on top of you. A few of them approached you, saying something in Hilichurlian that you couldn't understand.
What you did understand, though, was their friendly demeanor. They didn't try to attack you, but they were practically glowing as they spoke with you two.
They offered you trinkets and such as well, inviting you into the hilichurl camp. Neither of you could complain as the samachurls chanted and the hilichurls started dancing. T/n grinned and grabbed your hands, and you already knew they were going to make you dance all day.
In regards to those 2 needy archon fics you did, I'd like to request Needy Ei. Is she better or worse than Venti and Zhongli? Is she worse? Or somewhere in-between? I need to know, Shin. The needy archon trilogy must be completed!
Please! Think about it; she’s been alone in the realm for centuries, she’s basically become starved for any and all human contact… when you finally arrive to Inazuma she’s worse than Venti and Zhongli combined. She never allows you to even meet the puppet, whenever you’re around she’s always there to beside you. Miko only needs to bring your name up and Beel is running to her side and asking about you — she truly is the worst of them all.
Venti at least has the decency to not threaten the other archons if he feels like they’re taking too much of your time and Zhongli doesn’t follow you around like a lost puppy all the time. But it’s all part of her charms, right?
TW: Yandere, religious content, cult, possessive and obsessive behavior, power imbalance, dependent relationships (ask to tag anything else!)
Rest of the ask is under the cut!
Raiden Ei is shameless, which is quite shocking considering her status and the way she acts in most situations and in front of others, but only when it comes to you.
There weren’t many things she particularly admired in life but you were the center of her devotion, alongside eternity you managed to rule over her mind.
Behind closed doors, Ei was wrapped around your finger — anything you wanted she’d do, your every wish was her command and she’d be damned if she didn’t fulfill your requests.
She had the decency to not act out in public, but once it was just the two of you all boundaries were broken and you were left with a needy woman pawing at you for your attention.
She was so, so lonely — she craved attention, years of solitude had her starved, and she only wanted yours. She didn’t care who was hugging who or where she was sitting — be it in your lap or a chair – as long as she was with you, touching and feeling your body, she was alright.
Ei isn’t above throwing tantrums either, she wants you and she’s worshiped you for centuries, be with her, love her, stay by her side!
So what if others want to be with you? Who cares! They can’t promise you the life she can, she can give you an eternity of love and admiration so pure it would put the pathetic attempts of worship made by Morax and Barbatos to shame.
She’s stood the tests of time, her devotion transcend the very foundation of Teyvat - she’d given her connections to Celestia, she’d secluded herself from her people, she’d done what no other mortal or deity had done before — and all she asked for in return was your love. You’re the only true constant in her life, the very soul of her principals and morals — you are the very thing she loves and holds dear.
May the ones who challenge you find themselves dying by her blade and allow the ones who complain about her presence at your side die a thousand deaths, let the world burn, let time flow; Raiden Ei is yours and she shall be by your side as long as you allow her to.
“Ei.” You laugh into her neck as she hugged your body close — who would think such a terrifying deity would be so needy and adoringly clingy behind closed doors.
“Please, your highness, let us stay like this for longer.” She mumbles, her purple hair cascading down her back as she clung onto you like a kid would a toy - she’d been compared to a child in her behavior but it really shined through in moments like these.
“You said so thirty minutes ago, darling,” you retorted, you can feel the heat run to her face at the nickname, “we can’t stay here forever.”
“Yes we can,” she pouts, plump lips finding your forehead as she pecks it affectionately, “it’s almost as if you forget who I am, your grace.”
“I couldn’t, you’re one of a kind,” you reassure her, running your fingers through her silky hair, to think such a beautiful woman had brought so much pain - albeit unknowingly - baffled you, “but it’s getting late, I really should get going”
“Why? Could it be that my company is not to your liking?” She asks, peering into eyes through heavy lashes, almost daring you to agree with her statement.
“You’re perhaps the dearest person to me, Ei,” you whisper, forbidden words only for you two to hear, “but I can’t stay longer, you know how the rest can get.”
“They should learn to manage their expectations then,” she grumbles, not once letting her grip on you falter, “it’s so hard for you to find time to come to me, why should I share you?”
You let out a sigh, Yae Miko had warned you Ei had been feeling particularly needy the last few days but you didn’t think it’d be this bad. Still, you decide to indulge the purplenette; “Fine, but at least let me tell the maidens I won’t be taking guests.”
“Then allow me to accompany you.” She allowed you to stand up before clinging to your side again and leading the way. You giggle slightly, you simply hoped none of the others would catch the way her hands gripped at your waist - you wouldn’t want to start another fight.
Take your time with your exams and assignments! For the request, I'd just like to hear your thoughts about the cult reacting to you being narcoleptic (or just a generally very sleepy person if you don't feel comfortable writing this)? Like, I'd imagine them fearing that you be slipping off to a few more centuries of sleep and they couldn’t do anything about it ^^ have a great day!
I… I’m so sorry this took so long? I genuinely thought I had answered this but I checked and I hadn’t? And ah; thank you! I’m on a week long break for now with no work/studying but after that it’s basically just grinding until the last few days of November… pain.
I ended up going with a narcoleptic! reader, their reaction wouldn’t be too different with a sleepy reader (since they’re all pretty dramatic considering you’re literally their God).
As always, more under the read more!
They’d be terrified since your original incarnation had been described to have gone into “endless slumber”, and some people took it literally, to the point whenever you pass out it’s often you’ll have someone by your side obsessively checking your pulse and breathing.
It’s gotten to the point Baizhu is always within your vicinity alongside Barbara and Albedo to make sure you aren’t dying, even if you explain to them you have a condition and that it’s not equivalent to death — they won’t budge.
Don’t you know how long they’ve waited for you? How much they’ve been aching to be by your side? They know there’s nothing you can do but give them the peace of mind of letting them fuss over and check your body to make sure you're alright.
Even showing the slightest hint of drowsiness is met with concerned looks and worried whispers, Jean will (ironically) insist you rest as she has Amber take care of things you might need, the stronger acolytes will carry you — mainly Childe, Kaeya, Diluc, and Zhongli — around to make sure you don’t tire yourself further, even if you explain it’s not really necessary they’ll take every and all possibilities to get close to you. The younger kids will try their best to not tire you out even though none of what they’re doing is necessarily going to prevent your condition.
Lisa will encourage daily teatime with her, while others such as Ningguang and Baal intrude in her alone time with you, to try and introduce stimuli so you don’t get too drowsy and so that she can keep an eye on you just in case.
Even Venti and Kazuha, two of the more free spirited followers, hesitate to take you outside your temple and teapot in fear you’ll pass out and that help won’t be near. Razor is constantly on high alert, he’s probably also memorized your scent to the point he’s able to tell when you’re about to faint or if your drowsiness is too much. He becomes your shadow following you around and always ready to call for help in case things get complicated.
In the case your narcolepsy gets to the point you start having hallucinations, prepare to have someone by your side 24/7 – literally, not even the bathroom is safe as they excuse their behavior with fear and worry.
This task will mostly be filled by Zhongli – since he’s the acolyte with the most free time – but if you want, Lumine and Aether are always willing to stay by your side.
The more adventurous ones will pity you, but then again it’s not like they would have taken God on their journeys – not when your mortal body was significantly unprepared for the harshness of Teyvat — but that won’t stop them from telling you tales of the outside world, talking as if your condition stopped you from being able to even just leave the house.
In their eyes though, it’s kind of cute — they’d never tell you that, but seeing you sleepy and in need of help always awakens… something in a few of your devotees. Not that they’d tell you, of course.
a/n: 💉 anon had sent an ask and as I was replying to it I deleted it by accident while formatting TT thankfully I had the ask answered! The idea was basically about how you’d start to believe them as they talked about your exploits from a “previous life” and how you’d start to manipulate and gaslight yourself into believing them because how could so many people be wrong? I’ll need to start ss my asks just in case TT
As always, more under the cut!
It’d be horrible, if it were just the younger kids and less trustworthy members you would’ve been more compelled to disregard their words, children have incredible imaginations and it’s not hard for them to mix reality and fiction, but when Lisa starts handing you scriptures, describing tales of things you don’t remember doing with the likes of Zhongli and Dainsleif themselves backing her up, and yet… they all looked so real, their descriptions so accurate to other aspects of your life — they know such niche details about you – that a voice in your head wonders if maybe there’s some truth to their words, it also doesn’t help how insistent they are, and the fact there’s so much blank space in your mind about life before you woke up in their arms.
Can’t you see Teyvat singing for you? Aren’t all the books, murals, legends, enough to prove that there’s at least some connection?
It’s only a matter of time before you start to experiment, seeing just how truthful the legends are, and you’re amazed to see results. But, this doesn’t make sense, there’s still something that’s bothering you – memories of a life where things were completely different constantly plague your mind.
“It was just a dream,” Zhongli would say in between the kisses he laid on your bare shoulders, “Your Greatness, you were asleep for so long, after all, ah, mhm… it’s no wonder you’re still a bit confused.”
Whenever you told Albedo, the man who brought you home, he’d answer something along those lines too.
“Rex Lapis isn’t wrong,” he’d note, his hands traveled around your body during one of your daily checkups, squeezing at the soft flesh whenever he deemed right, “your body was asleep but your consciousness was not, you were experiencing a life that wasn’t yours, it was merely a place-holder until you came back – that’s why we were able to bring you here because you knew this was where you really belonged.”
“You’ve seen the way the world answers to you,” Lisa chuckled, he slim fingers traced the back of your hand as she helped you research more about “your past life”, “no normal mage would be able to replicate your doings, my dear~”
It was true, the more they explained the more sense it all made – how could such a group of reliable, trustworthy people lie to you? There was so much you didn’t know about your past and yet Teyvat and its ways were engraved in your mind, that had to be proof – you can’t remember dreams and Teyvat had to mean a lot for you to remember so much, you practically knew every nook and cranny, you had insight on the lives of people you shouldn’t have known.
They had all been so nice too, none of them ever harming you, constantly putting their differences aside, they were so sure of themselves when it came to you too, so many people… they couldn’t all be wrong.
Maybe… maybe they were right, maybe you were their God.
★ what you've noticed since your characters have become self-aware... ult edition!
a/n: thought of this coming back home on the bus from school 🤭 like it literally just hit me 🥲
gn!reader, poc!reader friendly <3
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Nilou winks at you when she ults, and then continues to crit to make you happy! Yae Miko, instead of doing her kitsune hand movement, blows you a kiss! Lisa does a small curtsey at the end of her ult animation! Zhongli looks at you when he ults and smiles gently! Xiao makes a little heart with his thumb and index fingers ♡ Albedo's geo structure makes a heart shape when he ults! Ayaka waves at you with the hand she's not using to hold her fan! Ayato also winks at you when he ults! Shenhe has a soft blush on her cheeks!
methode effortlessly bribing frieren into letting her hug and pet her just by offering something she wants........ i'm crying frieren is never beating the cat allegations for even a single episode
Hey man could you write a Yandere Clorinde scenario? You did tease it in the Mirror maiden Gf part 3.
Oh yeah, why not
🥀To love a rose born from blood 🗡
Yandere GF Clorinde headcannons
Warnings: stalking, murder, manipulation of evidence, obsessive behavior, blood, death, mentions of gunplay
SFW
Clorinde, as a lover, is very attentive to your needs, your habits, what or who you like/don't like, and especially on the things she can do to make you happy.....even if it's unconventional at times
Clorinde is the type of yandere that before asking you out, she does what any good hunter does with her prey... wait and watch, to catch your prey is to think like them, so she observes, learns and adapts to EVERY aspect of your life, where you work, your shift hours, how she can modify her patrol route so you ALWAYS run into her, where you like to eat, what you like to eat, who your friends are, who your family are, where you LIVE, she knows it all and it's all for the sake of her love for you
Clorinde, at the end of the day, is still a woman who doesn't know how to express her emotions like normal people do, so she does it anonymously with notes, gifts and bouquets all left at your door or place of work accompanied by a violet rose and her perfume
Once clorinde believes she has enough Intel on you, she will arrange a meet-up spot for the two of you where she will reveal that she is your secret admirer and is in love with you
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY AND SANITY SAY YES
To be perfectly honest, clorinde was a nervous wreck the whole time, questioning if everything she prepared would work but thankfully those worries and fears were proven wrong as you accepted her feelings and became her lover officially which sadly is something she has to keep quiet to protect you from the VULTURES the ever drama seeking reports of Fontaine hence she'll continue what she did before you started dating lovingly stalk you♡
She gives you very thoughtful gifts even if they are things you've never told her before, and when asked, she simply says "as your lover, it's my job to make you happy"
But if you get HER a gift like a plushie or a little necklace, it is now her most treasured item in the world like she would trade EVERYTHING if it meant keeping it close to her not for it's monetary value but because it was from YOU
But there have been those who foolishly believed they could win you from her in a duel and it was quite apparent to everyone watching that clorinde would not allow ANYONE to take you from her which is made evident as many If not all of these duels end with the challenger horribly disfigured, traumatized, killed or down right loses a limb or limbs
She also teaches you how to sword fight, and NO, this is not something you can skip, so be prepared to get absolutely dog walked by clorinde in every bout you both have but don't worry she's not cruel and whenever you improve you are rewarded with snacks and kisses
Gets made fun of by navia and Wriothesley whenever they catch her pining after you or staring at the picture of you she carries everywhere and sighing dreamily at it
Navia: clorinde and Y/n sitting in a tree~
Wriothesley: k-i-s-s-i-n-g~
Clorinde: Hiding her red face under her hat, I'm gonna put a bullet in both of you!
Navia: gasps dramatically, Y/n! Clorinde is being mean to us!
Y/n: sips tea calmly clorinde be nice, your not putting a bullet in anyone understand?
Clorinde:........yes, dear
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Clorinde while she is strong and very capable she like anyone else can get stressed so she is more then willing to put herself in your hands, to willingly allow you full control over her like you haven't already made yourself a permanent resident in her mind and heart so with this Clorinde will do whatever you please in the bedroom
She's assured you time and again she can take a hit so there's no need to be gentle with her, take your frustrations out on her, throw onto the bed, tear her clothes off (only if your ready to be stabbed by chiori) and pound her into the mattress till she can't even remember her name
Gunplay! Oh my goodness she loves it when you point her gun at her head while she gives you head or vice versa (it's usually her on her knees though) and when your fucking her in any position drag the cold barrel of the firearm along her skin while complimenting her or better yet, put it in her mouth and she'll throat the barrel with your finger on the trigger (it's loaded with non lethal ammo but she won't tell you that)
Again, her body is in your hands, so if you want to use her handcuffs to cuff her to the bed while you do whatever depraved fantasies you wish to perform on her....she'll graciously take it and thanks to her exceptional stamina she'll be taking it ALL night long
Aftercare includes her cleaning you up and getting any kind of snack you want or just some water before laying in bed with you on your chest just....existing, and your presence brings her much needed peace
"I love you, mon chéri/ma chérie....I'll do anything for you"
And believe her... she will make good on that promise no matter what
Summary: When you asked for change in your normal life, you did not mean waking up in the world of genshin and being found by members of the Fatui who somehow already knew who you were.
Note: Based off the idea from this post by @blue-of-the-north-star. I hope you don’t mind that I actually wrote for it. Just reading that post made my mind go crazy with motivation.
Honestly, having your hsr characters be the size of action figures is actually hilarious, considering you could start a "stop motion" youtube channel with "Ai voices" and just recreate scenes from the game or skits and the characters will act it out like imagine a video of Ei having a duel with jingliu and the replica weapons they're using are 3D printed so it's look authentic THE VIEWS WOULD BE INSANE
And even better is some of the children characters (and some adults) sneak out of the toy sized mansion you bought for them to stay in, and all just lay on your chest and fall asleep with you
The whole “stop motion” yt channel would definitely catch on with some of them
I def feel like Heizou would be interested for some reason, and Yunjin would LOVE the idea
As for them sneaking into your bed to sleep with you, I would cry tears of joy that would be ADORABLE
