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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[lettaniko]

Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

[d3monicas]

so …. jjk men …

[ogatakitten]

Yeagers... by ***

[inarizahki-deactivated20211225]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[hellovampy]

Her fucking delivery just gets better with each transition. I’m dead.

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[valtsv]

gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.

[flagellant]

bro pick up your eboy he's curled up in the corner of my living room quivering, speaking in tongues, and surrounded by an impenetrable wall of writhing lamb's entrails

[punkrorschach]

that’s not my eboy that’s my malewife they’re supposed to do that

[flagellant]

stop being funnier than me or ill do something about it

[magicalmeatman]

someones gonna Die

^^idea thanks to the M y s t er y  M a n;;;; th a nk u M y s te ry M a n

bonus:

i told u

[kakashibestie]

obsessed with these assorted plushie reaction images

[thebootydiaries]

boy: do you have any fantasies ;)

me: haha yeah so it's the 1300s and i'm a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kolpis]

all it took was seeing one (1) tweet about kita with ducks and a friend telling me I should follow my heart to find myself here 

[deitycyla]

Wake up して Makeup 💄💅✨

[bluefall23]

I really love Lil Nas X because everyone went “he’s gay but we like him because he isn’t that type of gay person,” and he said bet

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell