Pickle's rants

My life is a joke and you can laugh at it.

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When life gives you lemons

I don't know I want to die

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Chattata

Friend : Tell me something about your childhood.

Me : FUCK YOU LIFE SUCKS I HAD NO CHILDHOOD

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Life is like my familty

IT SUCKS

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What is love?

It's a lie.

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Life is like a bad movie at the cinema. As soon as it ends everybody is happy.

Me

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Life goes on

but it sucks more and more

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Life sucks

But anime makes it better

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Playing games

When i hear "Our settlemenr is under attack!" i let the settlement burn down. Probably the villagers lives areas shitty as mine and as a pityful god i let them meet their doom.

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You understand that...

You understand that life sucks.

The moment you are born.

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When everything is lost, kill yourself.

Me

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I’m so fresh

but life sucks anyways.

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Story

Girl : I need a bf

Me : i'll be yo bf

Girl : ew go away

Me : yea you better reject me fam

Girl : ??

Me: u aint getting dis sweet pickle ass yo!

Girl : oh shit pls gimme dat ass

Me: nuh uh girl you lost ur chance

Girl : pls imma suck you

Me : hey wanna kno what else sucks?

Girl : what

Me : life.

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Tumblr

This site is slowly healing me. I am discovering the joys of not hating life... but just hating everyone and everything. I must choose a gender. What should i be?

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Don't think about the future, think about the present. Because life just gets worse.

Me

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The Riddle

A man and a woman walk into a bar. There are 15 shots of vodka, 11 bottles of wine and 3 bartenders. Each shot is 0.99$, a bottle of wine is 1.99$. The man has 10$ while the woman has 9.50£. Who gets drunk?

The answer: Who cares life sucks anyways.

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Sucks

Life sucks. Pewdiepie sucks. Fanboy sucks.

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My mum is evil

My mum said green is a dumb color and i'm crying rn