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NANCY DREW SEASON 4 INCOMING BABY!!!!

Look, I know the fandom really wants Ace calling Nancy ‘Nance’ to happen.

And its not that I’m against it, its just that I am SO MUCH MORE into the idea of him calling her ‘Drew’ in private sexy/flirty times.

Like Nance could be the “this is what I call you in public in front of other people now that we’re finally together” pet name.

But Drew would be the name he calls her in a husky whisper in between kisses when he’s trying to convince her to stay in bed with him instead of chasing after the new lead she just found out about. You know, a scene sort of like this one…

“You promised me the whole morning, Drew. I’m holding you to that…”

booklove22

Manifesting an angsty curse-is-still-in-place scene in S4 where Nancy gets hurt and Ace, using his new asst. coroner skills, has to stitch her up.

It’s probably the first time they’ve touched since S3.

They’re so close they’re breathing the same air.

At one point, Nancy flinches at the closeness of it all but Ace mistakes it for pain.

“Sorry, the people I stitch up aren’t usually alive.”

juste-des-trucs

Lexi said she took the smallest moment and made them bigger, just Fezco holding her hand and she FELL IN LOVE

And then we have Fez going with in a suit and flowers to a HIGH SCHOOL PLAY like he was going to propose 😭

Just imagine. Him, in the middle of the every-day-outfit crowd, wearing A SUIT with the bouquet on his lap. That's how everyone would find out about their relationship

unstatedmartini

[steps up to the podium and clears my throat] thank you all for being here today. i would just like to say that, in retrospect, and with the benefit of more complete information, my earlier tag about [checks notes] tk getting the railing of his life that night after the softball game was in bad taste and clearly not, uh, representative of the facts as we now know them

just-a-glittery-fan

love carlos the cop going to the cop vs. firefighters game and immediately going "cops??? never heard of them in my life, all i know is my boyfriend's team😬" and he's RIGHT

nattysvest-deactivated20220926

If they kill Wanda I'm going with her.

nancy-drewdles

Drew Crew Insta + some random posts

the-magnificunt

headcanon: Nancy tries to move on but fails miserably

I want season 4 of Nancy Drew to start with a montage of Nancy on a series of dates as she decides she's going to move on from Ace, getting progressively more and more offended at her dinner partner's lack of skills.

Date 1

Nancy: So, how many languages do you speak? Dude: Uh, just English. Nancy: *scoffs*

Date 2

Nancy: What are your computer skills like? Dude: Oh, I'm pretty good with computers. I know all the Microsoft programs and can Photoshop stuff pretty well. Nancy: What's the highest level of security you can get past? Dude: *eyes widen*

Date 3

Dude: I really like sports. Nancy: *perks up* What sports? Dude: Football, baseball, soccer. Nancy: How are you with a bow and arrow? Dude: Um, I don't know, I haven't tried archery. Nancy: *sighs loudly*

Date 4

Nancy: How comfortable are you with dead bodies? Dude: Check, please!

gorgeoussimplehousecat

ace getting a new job and apartment to make himself worthy of nancy is definitely a reflection of how he views himself, but also a reflection of how he views nancy. he holds that girl on a pedestal, thinks she's the absolute shit, thinks she deserves the world. he just wants to give her the best.

queenofthechateau

One thing I love about this scene.

Here are a Nace standing there holding hands and noone is really batting an eye.

Especially seeing how smile Nancy after she had locked herself away for a month

I need fics of teasing from the crew and they're POV of this scene

platanchorsociety

A running gag for season 4 should be that the morgue becomes increasingly full of posters setting out rules for working there. Like 'no eating near the bodies'; 'no supernatural talk'; 'if the bodies start moving, call Nancy, not me'; 'taking your work home with you is not an option'...

the-magnificunt

LOVE THIS

'don't care if you have nice hair, wear a hat so you don't contaminate the evidence'

'don't rewash other people's dishes they're clean enough'

'snapping gloves dramatically rips gloves. we're on a budget and XL gloves cost extra'

'no photographing "cool wounds" to send to your friends'

rhymerwriterwatcher

YES

“Please stop giving the corpses personalities.”

“You can’t keep sorbet in the morgue freezer. That is unsanitary.”

“Quit asking the dead victims for life advice.”

“You can’t call Nancy for every body that comes in, other people need jobs too.”

platanchorsociety

“Stop giving the equipment human names.”

“I don’t care what files your father showed you, talking Leo through an autopsy is not allowed.”

“I know sometimes the bodies get up and walk around but putting locks on the metal shelves is concerning people.”

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“Air fresheners are not allowed - regardless if your platanchor friend refuses to come to your place of work because of the stench.”

“Please do not lean over the bodies in a fit of safeness - Tears can speed up the decomposition process - if you feel depressed, we have resources for you.”

“There is not, nor will there ever will be, a bring your crew to work day.”

the-magnificunt

"Do not offer next of kin coupons to the Claw"

"Turn off all music (yes this includes AC/DC) when family members come to identify a body"

"Freezer is for official use only; no 'creature' parts allowed"

"Dissection of HUMAN TISSUE ONLY allowed"

"Fully disinfect microscope after use on unidentifiable cells"

"Medical tools are not to be used as makeshift drumsticks"

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“No magical practices of any kind are to be performed in the morgue. This includes seances, hexes, and other supernatural rituals.”

“Morgue employees should not accept bribes of any nature - this includes food related items such as, but not limited to, bagels or cookies, presents of any kind such as, but not limited to, the latest in hacking software technology or automotive enhancements, and most importantly, certainly no offers of affection should be traded for employee only security access.”

the-magnificunt

Nancy still has a couple hundred hours of community service to do at the morgue, right?

"do not sexually harass community service workers"

"sexual harassment includes making third parties uncomfortable when you flirt. this is a SAFE SPACE"

"community service hours cannot be traded for snacks"

"community service hours cannot be fulfilled via video tours of cold chambers"

"community service hours cannot be 'rounded up'"

"community service hours must be completed by assigned worker, not their father"

"actual work must be done during community service hours. NO FLIRTING"

"CORONER'S ASSISTANT IS NO LONGER AUTHORIZED TO SIGN OFF ON COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS"

platanchorsociety

I feel like 'Do not sexually harass the community service workers' would need to be expanded after Nancy realises she can flirt and make advances toward Ace and his boss won't allow him to return it.

(Let's just keep it going)

the-magnificunt